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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

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Peroni is one of my favourites but it needs a cut off got me into trouble and in bad states a fair few times 

Almost like a coming out post but I just don't seem to have any appetite for beer/lager any more, no desire to try any of the new stuff or owt.

I'm still drinking Katy and sometimes a Rosie/Westons/Chaplins but I'm even doing that in a half-hearted way.

Either need something stunning to get me back in the groove or hope the miracle vaccine sorts it out.

 

45 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Peroni is one of my favourites but it needs a cut off got me into trouble and in bad states a fair few times 

I will get you on the 8quid pints up here pal 😁. On your round obviously 

I’ve done a week 

I may do a case of McEwans later to celebrate

All these people saying Peroni sends them around the twist, I'm not surprised.

I've heard it alleged that it's 'brewed' from start to finish in 36hrs.

They use accelerants derived from crab guts to speed things up.

Because there's not time to covert the cheap corn syrup it's laced with into alcohol they top it off with a potent mindbending chemical cocktail of by-products of spray paint production and a drug not dissimilar to Gammahydroxy Butrate (aka 'GBH', 'Liquid E').

This is why the Peroni factory is in Widnes - so it's close to its source for its ingredients.

Allegedly.

Edited by Youri McAnespie

43 days without a drop for me. Probably looking realistically at another 100 before the pubs are open and I partake again. 
 

 

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I will get you on the 8quid pints up here pal 😁. On your round obviously 

8quid never happening😀 carling for you on happy hour 

These places charging £5+ for drinks.

If people did their bit and smashed the bogs up, or slashed the seats in these gaffs they'd soon stop trying it on.

7 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

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You’re not going to do all 5 in one sitting surely??

41 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Almost like a coming out post but I just don't seem to have any appetite for beer/lager any more, no desire to try any of the new stuff or owt.

I'm still drinking Katy and sometimes a Rosie/Westons/Chaplins but I'm even doing that in a half-hearted way.

Either need something stunning to get me back in the groove or hope the miracle vaccine sorts it out.

 

Very much a coming out post.

But, we’re all friendly and supportive.

Unlike you bunch of queers I like to support my club, so I’m off to home bargains in search of Efes to bolster our summer transfer budget

#RudyRealFan

No Efes draft @Burnden one last Saturday...🙁

27 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

8quid never happening😀 carling for you on happy hour 

Will have you Hooked on tennents trust me 

24 minutes ago, Spider said:

You’re not going to do all 5 in one sitting surely??

You’re supposed to be encouraging him you tit 

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

You’re supposed to be encouraging him you tit 

Reverse psychology 

I want him to nail the lot and record his cognitive demise on here as he does so

16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

No Efes draft @Burnden one last Saturday...🙁

I’ll keep you posted 

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Reverse psychology 

I want him to nail the lot and record his cognitive demise on here as he does so

In a separate thread, with pics of his Mrs busters 

Gearing up for cocktail hour at 5.... should be lovely considering I've just made myself as popular as a fart in a lift with some of the younger edistor team over their revisionsism of some in their opinion 'dodgy' copy.

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Gearing up for cocktail hour at 5.... should be lovely considering I've just made myself as popular as a fart in a lift with some of the younger edistor team over their revisionsism of some in their opinion 'dodgy' copy.

You on the porn star martinis? 

1 hour ago, Spider said:

You’re not going to do all 5 in one sitting surely??

Ha, no 

2 for tonight, with 4 others 

Same again tomorrow 

One for the local bottle shop guy who I've got on their case for getting rivvy cans and draught in

54 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You on the porn star martinis? 

Is it craftwankanoon?

8 of the brewdog cans delivered today. Ordered 4 in my name and 4 in my girlfriends. Yodel delivery guy said hes been delivering them all day, one bloke had 36 cans, 9 packs! Was surprised they were 440ml tbf, not bad

6 hours ago, fester58 said:

been a beer 52 customer for a few years and racked up some credit, ordered 12 bottles of various beers including some barley wine from there shop, getting them delivered today for £25, thats a superb deal, also 24 cans of the gordans gin and tonic from ginspirations for £10,

Damn you for reminding me about ginspiration, was supposed to be quitting for a bit next week, just gone nuts

@Youri McAnespie home bargains Middlebrook have the efes draft

Or they did but I’ve just cleared the shelf of 20 bottles 

40 minutes ago, DaisyHWanderer said:

8 of the brewdog cans delivered today. Ordered 4 in my name and 4 in my girlfriends. Yodel delivery guy said hes been delivering them all day, one bloke had 36 cans, 9 packs! Was surprised they were 440ml tbf, not bad

Report back when you've had one, tell us if you got 'hints of the old Kwiksave on Churchgate'...

20 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie home bargains Middlebrook have the efes draft

Or they did but I’ve just cleared the shelf of 20 bottles 

I used to leave a few things for others when supplies seemed short...

Nowadays, post-pasta & bogroll buying idiocy I just think 'fuck 'em' and clear the shelves...

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