May 7, 20206 yr Someone knows what I’m talking about here but I feel it’s his story to tell, not mine. I was hurting laughing.
May 7, 20206 yr There was a man known on here as Little Whitt And some would say he's illiterit He went on 'holiday' for ages Now catching up on 100's of pages Glad to have him back now though, the little shit. Edited May 7, 20206 yr by DazBob
May 7, 20206 yr 9 minutes ago, MickyD said: Someone knows what I’m talking about here but I feel it’s his story to tell, not mine. I was hurting laughing. A poster who's called MickyD Mentioned something we'll all like to see So put it up front You daft fucking cunt (Unless it's summat about me)
May 7, 20206 yr It might be me Eldest is teaching in the desert Fee paying, so not playing at it She set her class some work to do a limerick She thinks one cheated and googled There once was an artist from france Who tattoooed without wearing pants Eccept for a sock Which he wore on his cock That waved like a flag when he danced Kids are 8 and parents are paying a fortune Edited May 7, 20206 yr by Casino
May 7, 20206 yr There was a guy called royal white he said spider talks shite He really loves trump And spider wants to hump But they’re waiting for their wedding night
May 7, 20206 yr Author 52 minutes ago, Casino said: It might be me Eldest is teaching in the desert Fee paying, so not playing at it She set her class some work to do a limerick She thinks one cheated and googled There once was an artist from france Who tattoooed without wearing pants Eccept for a sock Which he wore on his cock That waved like a flag when he danced Kids are 8 and parents are paying a fortune It might be me... I pissed my sides. It might be funnier just because it's your daughter Cas.
May 7, 20206 yr 33 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: There was a guy called royal white he said spider talks shite He really loves trump And spider wants to hump But they’re waiting for their wedding night Obsessed!
May 7, 20206 yr There once was man who got pelters Cos his girlfriend pissed in bus shelters She loved fairground rides and piddled with pride On the dodgems & on helter-skelters
May 8, 20206 yr Two ugly sisters from Fordham Went out for a walk out of boredom On the way back A Sex maniac Leaped out from a bush and ignored 'em
May 8, 20206 yr There was a young girl from Westhoughton Who had one long tit and one short 'un In addition to that she had a fucking big twat and a fart like a 500 Norton.
May 8, 20206 yr 19 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: There once was man who got pelters Cos his girlfriend pissed in bus shelters She loved fairground rides and piddled with pride On the dodgems & on helter-skelters Was on the V1 back to Leigh With a girl who was dying for a pee I said get into the bush And hide your big tush Because you could be on CCTV. Edited May 8, 20206 yr by leigh white
May 8, 20206 yr there was a young woman from Hants, who got on the bus with no pants, Besides the conductor, 12 other men fcucked her and the driver cum twice in his pants.
May 8, 20206 yr A well suntanned man on a roof was a bit of a lad in his youth he came a bit of a cropper with a very bent ex copper who wasn't quite telling the truth
May 8, 20206 yr There once was a poster called ratchet who walked round the street with a hatchet He argued with grey Offered a straightener that day Grey legged it and he couldn’t catch it
May 8, 20206 yr there was a young man called MickeyD, who rescued my cat up a tree, he frightened my daughter, by blasting it with water, felt guilty so did it for free...
May 8, 20206 yr Young Oli went over to Greece. For work, fun and some peace. Said it was to hot. Came home like a shot. Still wearing that fucking big fleece.
May 8, 20206 yr There once was a poster named Cheese Who wound folk up with ease He would swear black was white Sometimes talk utter shite But was only intending to tease
May 8, 20206 yr A poster who's name is Leigh White Invariably ends up in shite Thanks to shagging some tail Or supping the ale Or finding his way into a fight Edited May 9, 20206 yr by SatanGreavsie
May 9, 20206 yr There was a women from Bendurber who swore that no man could curb her But a man from Khartoum knocked the top off her womb with his 15 inch kidney disturber !
May 9, 20206 yr There was a woman called Dodd who thought that her son was from God But it wasn't the Almighty who went up her nighty It was Rodger the lodger the sod
Someone knows what I’m talking about here but I feel it’s his story to tell, not mine. I was hurting laughing.