I will start.

Lorraine Kelly. Can't stick the patronising, hamster faced, Scottish twat. 

Edited January 5, 20215 yr by bolton_blondie
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1 minute ago, Ani said:

But you are not a celebrity. 😎😁😂😘

You can try. You can even have a free shot when we can get back in the grounds 😍 make it a good un 

Just now, Escobarp said:

You can try. You can even have a free shot when we can get back in the grounds 😍 make it a good un 

Nah. Never been one for queuing up. 

17 minutes ago, Ani said:

I hope 8 pages in someone has mentioned Eddie Izzard. 
 

I feel like I should hate Gervais but he is at least very funny. 
 

Chris Moyles since he lost the weight. 
 

Can a woman nominate Jo Brand ? 

Eddie Izzard was funny until he went all "political"..

Went to see him live and ended up falling asleep. Absolute turd. 

Sam Smith wants to be "they", but isn't that plural?

Just now, Ani said:

Nah. Never been one for queuing up. 

No need to queue. I will grant you special access 😁

2 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

Eddie Izzard was funny until he went all "political"..

Went to see him live and ended up falling asleep. Absolute turd. 

Sam Smith wants to be "they", but isn't that plural?

When I was younger saw him on a few things and thought very clever bet he is funny. Watched his live show it was awful. 

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

No need to queue. I will grant you special access 😁

Ok outside club shop it is. I will slide down the railings on the steps. 
 

Maybe a pint beforehand too. 

Just now, Ani said:

Ok outside club shop it is. I will slide down the railings on the steps. 
 

Maybe a pint beforehand too. 

And afterwards. Pints afterwards essential. I will bring the bags 👀

6 minutes ago, Ani said:

When I was younger saw him on a few things and thought very clever bet he is funny. Watched his live show it was awful. 

 

Saw Eddie at Men about 8 years ago. Didn't laugh once. Cost knob head an arm and a leg for tickets too. 

Lovejoy had treatment for warts on his ring piece... Used to love working at a private health care provider for (ahem) nuggets like that... 

Hardly a celebrity that bastard off the Asda advert

 

11 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Tina Hobley, God she is a horror. An utter div.

But Kat Slater (can't remember her real name) lovely as.

Roger Moore, a gent as you can imagine. Great suits.

 

Anecdote came out after Roger Moore's death. Does sound a great sort

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/roger-moore-james-bond-airport-story-anecdote-signature-a7752636.html

 

15 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

The same Lammy who was 'cock' of his school from the 3rd year on - regularly twatting lads almost three years his senior?

The Lammy who was an Oxford Blue boxing champion?

The Lammy who's a Black Belt 4th Dan in Shokotan Karate - and is also conversed in; Judo, Ju-Jitsu, Kung-Fu and Drunken Boxing?

He's going to be the hardest PM we've ever had - Putin will shit himself for once.

David Lammy aka (future) Prime Minister 'I'm hard' Bruce Muhammad A-Lee.

You require medication.

Not a celeb I suppose but John Fucking Aldridge. Utter twat.

1 hour ago, bolty58 said:

You require medication.

😂😂😂

7 hours ago, only1swanny said:

Eddie Izzard was funny until he went all "political"..

Went to see him live and ended up falling asleep. Absolute turd. 

Sam Smith wants to be "they", but isn't that plural?

No it’s not. Here you go in case one of your students asks

https://public.oed.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-singular-they/

22 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

No it’s not. Here you go in case one of your students asks

https://public.oed.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-singular-they/

Some weasel words from some jumped up prick who hides in academia somewhere no doubt.

It's attention seeking bollocks. You know it, I know it and so does every other fucker.

I will be using 'it'.

26 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Some weasel words from some jumped up prick who hides in academia somewhere no doubt.

It's attention seeking bollocks. You know it, I know it and so does every other fucker.

I will be using 'it'.

Exclamation #3489 that would see you, if you were a member 😉, of The Conservative and Unionist Party, thrown out on your ear.

Even the Tory party, in the main, has moved on...

Aside from now, this singer, who's target audience is half my age, will never be discussed or considered (by me) - they're so inconsequential that they could demand to be referred to as 'their Royal eminence' accompanied by a bow or courtsey, it'd make zero impact on my life.

I really wonder about folk who give a single solitary shit about what consenting adults do with their widgies, fannies or bottoms at bedtime or how they wish to be addressed.

Accusations of 'attention seeking' yet you pander to this by giving attention, albeit negative, it's still attention.

On a different note, I'm amazed Amir Khan hasn't appeared on this thread (yet) - as almost all the other site bêtes noires have had a mention.

Edited January 6, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

8 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

Lovejoy had treatment for warts on his ring piece... Used to love working at a private health care provider for (ahem) nuggets like that... 

I hope he had it cryogenically stored. We could clone him from it if he ever snuffed it...

Is Soccer A.M. still on?  It should've been put to sleep twenty years ago.

Last time I saw it, about seven years back the once 'filthbag next door - definitely worth a rummage' Helen Chamberlain seemed to be morphing into 'Zelda from Terrahawks'...shame.

Does anyone actually watch it, or will admit to it?

5 hours ago, bolty58 said:

You require medication.

If Lammy medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present...

1 hour ago, bolty58 said:

Some weasel words from some jumped up prick who hides in academia somewhere no doubt.

It's attention seeking bollocks. You know it, I know it and so does every other fucker.

I will be using 'it'.

So the experts are wrong just because you don’t like it...how familiar! 🤣

I was primarily posting about the history of “they”, as per Swanny’s question, but of course you jumped on the bit that offended you, didn’t you Karen ❄️ 
 

 

 

12 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Like Judge doom on Roger Rabbit? 😂

Do you plug them in via USB as well?

Just now, Spider said:

Do you plug them in via USB as well?

Straight to the mains that one. 

7 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

He isn't a celebrity, just an alround glass chinned thick illiterate cunt.

All round. Two 'L's and in most normal usage two words. 😉

Fine toothcomb before posting something questioning literacy.

Khan was given leave to take GCSE Urdu in lieu of English at school.

He received an A* grading.

Edit: And you must be accusing the makers of 'I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!' of promoting falsehoods with that post.

 

Edited January 6, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Straight to the mains that one. 

Your ‘little man in a boat’ will end up looking like a medicine ball at this rate.