Anyone need/want/ or know someone who wants  an l shape couch?

Has its fire certificate and all that jizz. Pm if you would like a picture. No damage etc. Needs collecting by Thursday morning if so.

10 minutes ago, tomski said:

Anyone need/want/ or know someone who wants  an l shape couch?

Has its fire certificate and all that jizz. Pm if you would like a picture. No damage etc. Needs collecting by Thursday morning if so.

I'm not sure I'd want a spunky couch.....

Just now, Sweep said:

I'm not sure I'd want a spunky couch.....

Well that’s a lie

I shaped or L shaped?

1 hour ago, Traf said:

I shaped or L shaped?

Quite. Was wondering. 

2 hours ago, Sweep said:

I'm not sure I'd want a spunky couch.....

Its a casting couch... 

Just now, Rudy said:

Thats weird 😂

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Thats weird 😂

Fuckin filth you 😂😂

33 minutes ago, Rudy said:

So many "customers" have asked me how much to clean the couch in this picture..

 

Not entirely sure what answer they expect.  

41 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Its a casting couch... 

I always think they look cold to sit on. Are they ?

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

I always think they look cold to sit on. Are they ?

Gets a bit sticky 

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Gets a bit sticky 

According to folklore, any residue is joyously licked off by a grateful and eager-to-please lady, supposedly in lieu of a guaranteed contract to have her backside left whistling by gangs of men earning minimum wage.

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

😂😂😂

I wish I hadn’t bothered oh well haha

6 minutes ago, tomski said:

I wish I hadn’t bothered oh well haha

Site full of wankers mate 

1 hour ago, Spider said:

According to folklore, any residue is joyously licked off by a grateful and eager-to-please lady, supposedly in lieu of a guaranteed contract to have her backside left whistling by gangs of men earning minimum wage.

Good job I'm no lady then. 

1 hour ago, tomski said:

I wish I hadn’t bothered oh well haha

It was a generous offer mate, but you knew it was only going to go one way 🙂

We recently got rid of some furniture to the British Heart Foundation who came and collected it: Book a free furniture and electrical goods collection near me | BHF might be worth trying them if you struggle to get rid

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Would Rachel Riley be comy on it 😜

A bit of a conundrum for @tomskithat I reckon. Yes she is really fit, but she's a dirty red........I'm not sure what his policy would be in that instance

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Good job I'm no lady then. 

The non-ladylike hopefuls usually end up more airtight than a space capsule and needing throat surgery

Good to see @little whitt make good use out of it 

41 minutes ago, Sweep said:

It was a generous offer mate, but you knew it was only going to go one way 🙂

We recently got rid of some furniture to the British Heart Foundation who came and collected it: Book a free furniture and electrical goods collection near me | BHF might be worth trying them if you struggle to get rid

None are collecting in tier 4 which is the issue.

40 minutes ago, Sweep said:

A bit of a conundrum for @tomskithat I reckon. Yes she is really fit, but she's a dirty red........I'm not sure what his policy would be in that instance

She’s not that fit. Talks numbers and man ure as her passions. Not a tricky one for me this.

45 minutes ago, Sweep said:

It was a generous offer mate, but you knew it was only going to go one way 🙂

We recently got rid of some furniture to the British Heart Foundation who came and collected it: Book a free furniture and electrical goods collection near me | BHF might be worth trying them if you struggle to get rid

Aye, I got rid of my settee there through them. Very handy and good to know a decent charity will make some money from it.

 

Edit:  Obvs that was before we'd even heard of Covid.  Bummer.

Edited January 11, 20215 yr by DazBob

26 minutes ago, tomski said:

She’s not that fit. Talks numbers and man ure as her passions. Not a tricky one for me this.

Bullshit. She's proper fit. 

21 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You need your mince pies seeing to fella, that's a bold statement 😏

I’m seriously worried about Tomski