Anyone need/want/ or know someone who wants  an l shape couch?

Has its fire certificate and all that jizz. Pm if you would like a picture. No damage etc. Needs collecting by Thursday morning if so.

25 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You need your mince pies seeing to fella, that's a bold statement 😏

Im with tomksi she’s not that tidy. she’s nice an all that and of course it would get scuttled (but that’s saying nowt coming from Me) but she’s not elite  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Im with tomksi she’s not that tidy. she’s nice an all that and of course it would get scuttled (but that’s saying nowt coming from Me) but she’s not elite  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She's no Kelly Brook but she is fit.

She's weaker than the sum of her parts.

Legs, arse, cans, face, hair - in isolation they all check out but she's a bit like badly assembled lego. Somehow, it just doesn't fit together right.

And she skens like a bowl of sugar puffs.

And she's a red.

She'd certainly enjoy an hour or two with me, but in terms of celebrity eye candy, she's top half of the Championship at best. Not quite play offs.

11 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Im with tomksi she’s not that tidy. she’s nice an all that and of course it would get scuttled (but that’s saying nowt coming from Me) but she’s not elite  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few try hards and man yoo fans on here mate. Well over rated.

1 minute ago, tomski said:

A few try hards and man yoo fans on here mate. Well over rated.

Have you removed that poster of her from the back of your sofa?

8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

She's no Kelly Brook but she is fit.

Kelly brook is up there especially with the super sizing she’s done. But she’s no Jacqueline jossa 

That was 90’s Kathy Lloyd

1 hour ago, tomski said:

She’s not that fit. Talks numbers and man ure as her passions. Not a tricky one for me this.

not a "fnar fnar" or a "woof woof" from Tomski then?

Riley isn’t fit to piss in Michelle Keegans shoes.

Though I imagine we’d all like to be there if she ever does.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Riley isn’t fit to piss in Michelle Keegans shoes.

Though I imagine we’d all like to be there if she ever does.

Keegan and her nice pert fake diddys is a thing of beauty 

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In these dark days, why be selective- just imagine them all, at once.

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

In these dark days, why be selective- just imagine them all, at once.

The non-foot solder WFH types need something to do throughout the day pal. So we spread them out.  

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

The non-foot solder WFH types need something to do throughout the day pal. So we spread them out.  

Suranne Jones only a foot soldier could handle her 

6 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Suranne Jones only a foot soldier could handle her 

Ooofft she would drain every drop. I reckon some of us WFH types could also have a fair bash though. 

I got aroused watching Rachel Riley on Countdown today.  Quite pleased with a seven letter word.

43 minutes ago, Sweep said:

not a "fnar fnar" or a "woof woof" from Tomski then?

Not even on a reserve list in case of any drops in form

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

Good to see @little whitt make good use out of it 

What..... the..... fuck...... is this

 

2 minutes ago, barryk32 said:

What..... the..... fuck...... is this

 

Its always sunny in philadelphia 😂😂😂

Apart from her being from Sarfend and 'supporting' the filth, Rachel Riley is consistently Champion's League...

She's 100% real, the only breast enhancements she's had is due to having a kid - and they're still perky and pinky.

Michelle Keegan has had more work done than The Cutty Sark - no wonder Corrie killed her off, supposed to be Bargirl-next-door and she's turning up on set like the long lost Kardashian sister...

If she snuffs it she could be recycled into a gross of hooded fleece zip-ups.

I have no idea who this Jossa girl is but after Googling I only presume you're joking...She looks like she crammed the formerly stunning now terminally salad-dodging Kelly Brook into a Naan bread and scoffed her with sides of onion bhahjis, chicken pakora and xxl fries.

She's ^ sublime, head and shoulders above this munter v

😒

2 hours ago, tomski said:

None are collecting in tier 4 which is the issue.

you not on FB 

put it on that marketplace be gone tomorrow 

or Flytip the cunt 

Who the fuck is Jackie Jossa?

14 minutes ago, little whitt said:

you not on FB 

put it on that marketplace be gone tomorrow 

or Flytip the cunt 

No mate. 
 

 

17 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Fucking Jackie Jossa, although was decent and pretty before she hit KFC every day for 2 years, but never a patch on Rachel.

Also gotta agree with you about our Michelle, she was stunning before she had all that work done, didn't need it doing, but you still would.

You've gotta get past the football thing.

My ex was a Yoonited fan, once when I walked into the pub with her, a mate of mine said, fucking hell mate your not going out with that red slag, I just laughed, she was decent and had huge tits. My ex turned to me and said "is that it, are you not going to say anything to him", I replied "you gotta put up with that shit, you support united and come from Bolton, suck it up" 

Her excuse for supporting United was, she worked in Manchester for 6 months .... the red slag! 😃

did she use the top of your head as a tit rest?

40 minutes ago, little whitt said:

you not on FB 

put it on that marketplace be gone tomorrow 

or Flytip the cunt 

Tomski knows better than that 

@Mr Grey

Who cares about whom a girl/woman purports to 'support' (at least until they've proved it) - I always take such proclamations with a pinch of salt.

I'd give Riley one on the centre-spot at the Theatre of Shite, at half-time of a sold-out Manchester Derby, with Paddy Crerand and Gary Neville commentating, Cantona doing the halftime draw and Mike Riley officiating.

Going back to Corrie - I came across this splendid image t'other day...

Probably taken during Ms. Shaw's coke-fuelled free and easy period.

"Cum on my cobbles!"

Tracy's romps v

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Coke-fuelled+sex+with+a+stranger%3B+RACY+SHAW%3A+THE+INSIDE+STORY+OF+HER...-a092206228