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Will now be Mini-Gems.

What about Freak-Gems, why will they remain as such?

Like Stephen Merchant, Richard Osman and Peter Crouch don't have feelings? One rule for one I think.

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Made to stink those bad boys - and stuck to your school jumper.

A favouirite trick was to make them smaller in the bag by scrunching them up and then pouring them over some poor sod's head.

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My objection is the substitution of liquorice for blackcurrant. You can't buy Puffs anymore, I always suspected they were a by product resold. You also can't buy Quarterbacks or those alien shaped ones that only came in pickled onion flavour.

Went to school with a lad who used to scrunch up his bag of puffs and then add some water to them to make a kind of slurry which he then half drank/half scooped into his mouth.

Dirty cunt.

6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

My objection is the substitution of liquorice for blackcurrant. You can't buy Puffs anymore, I always suspected they were a by product resold. You also can't buy Quarterbacks or those alien shaped ones that only came in pickled onion flavour.

Just finished a bag of cheese puffs yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‹

1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Went to school with a lad who used to scrunch up his bag of puffs and then add some water to them to make a kind of slurry which he then half drank/half scooped into his mouth.

Dirty cunt.

Might be the grimest thing I've read on here which takes some doingย 

5 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Went to school with a lad who used to scrunch up his bag of puffs and then add some water to them to make a kind of slurry which he then half drank/half scooped into his mouth.

Dirty cunt.

Fuckin Hell

7 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Went to school with a lad who used to scrunch up his bag of puffs and then add some water to them to make a kind of slurry which he then half drank/half scooped into his mouth.

Dirty cunt.

Gip ๐Ÿคข

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22 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just finished a bag of cheese puffs yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‹

Bought during Mexico '86 and found in the attic? Burton's made Fish n Chips and the harder to find Chicken n Chips - however they were biscuits not crisps.

As an aside did anyone else buy a Kit-Kat that was just chocolate - like winning the lottery that.

Wasn't there a 'flavour and shake' once - crisps?

You never see curry crisps either these days, Walkers did a balti one but their crisps are shite, I blame Gammy toe Lineker and his sleazy brother.

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Thinking about it he was always being sick and the older more cynical me now wonders if he was actually making fake vomit to get out of stuff.

Not thought about him or it for probably nigh on 40 years so never considered it before.

15 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Bought during Mexico '86 and found in the attic? Burton's made Fish n Chips and the harder to find Chicken n Chips - however they were biscuits not crisps.

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whoa - what? As a connoisseur of crappy 70s/80s comestibles I don't remember them??ย 

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Flid jellies

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Just now, SatanGreavsie said:

whoa - what? As a connoisseur of crappy 70s/80s comestibles I don't remember them??ย 

They existed - the chicken ones in the bag were chicken shaped and the chips were chips shaped, I didn't imagine it, I had high blood pressure at 9 because of them.

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They existed - the chicken ones in the bag were chicken shaped and the chips were chips shaped, I didn't imagine it, I had high blood pressure at 9 because of them.

seems they brought them back in 2016 but i don't know if it was just briefly?

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What next - Brains Faggots rebranded?

24 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Bought during Mexico '86 and found in the attic? Burton's made Fish n Chips and the harder to find Chicken n Chips - however they were biscuits not crisps.

As an aside did anyone else buy a Kit-Kat that was just chocolate - like winning the lottery that.

Wasn't there a 'flavour and shake' once - crisps?

You never see curry crisps either these days, Walkers did a balti one but their crisps are shite, I blame Gammy toe Lineker and his sleazy brother.

You can all of those in the food bit of Home Bargains. Kids love the Fish and Chips (as do I)

My Dad still buys the Salt and Shake ones.

B and m do them all too ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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1 minute ago, SatanGreavsie said:

seems they brought them back in 2016 but i don't know if it was just briefly?

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Pickled Onion - fuck off.

It's like the Reboot of Ringos, they used to be flat and powdery and potato based - then they bring them back as a bastard maize effigy. Wankers. Texans why discontinue them, apart from juvenile tooth loss.

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B and m do them all too ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

They do. Its lethal going in those kind of shops. You spend ยฃ60 on shit you didn't know you needed.ย 

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9 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

You can all of those in the food bit of Home Bargains. Kids love the Fish and Chips (as do I)

My Dad still buys the Salt and Shake ones.

I had a bag last year (fish n chips) and they've reduced the salt and acid content, I was really disappointed.

I used to put some vinegar in Salt n Shake as a kid, and extra salt.

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They do. Its lethal going in those kind of shops. You spend ยฃ60 on shit you didn't know you needed.ย 

You just like spending your fellas money while heโ€™s out working hard you doย 

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I had a bag last year and they've reduced the salt and acid content, I was really disappointed.

Mate of mine has a traditional sweet shop, i help him out sometimes, I have to wear an apron, weigh the sweets into a paper bag from glass jars and work an "open all hours" till. The punters queue outside and he can do a couple of grand on a good Saturday,

Some of the old sweet manufacturers are still out there outside the supermarkets, they're becoming a bit like craft breweries. There's one in particular in Sheffield who do proper Lemon Sherberts.

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