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Daddy Long Legs

no not the place in Manchaster 

They all all over the Bastard place 

last few weeks every house ive worked on

in  every bastard corner 

and the cobwebs are everywhere 

worse then RAYGUNS they are taking over

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Do daddy long legs make cobwebs? 

13 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Do daddy long legs make cobwebs? 

No. They aren’t even spiders. Crane flies.

He might on about daddy long legs spiders aka cellar spiders

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

Do daddy long legs make cobwebs? 

I knew a lass who used to collect handfuls of them and shove em in her fanny.

14 minutes ago, dave2980 said:

He might on about daddy long legs spiders aka cellar spiders

It’s little Whitt. He could be talking about mosquitoes all things relative.

13 hours ago, little whitt said:

no not the place in Manchaster 

They all all over the Bastard place 

last few weeks every house ive worked on

in  every bastard corner 

and the cobwebs are everywhere 

worse then RAYGUNS they are taking over

Jihadi long legs

A dead one fell on me in the kitchen the other day- I disturbed it from it's resting place. Wondered what the fuck it was at first, gave me a proper wtf moment. 

On 20/08/2022 at 10:55, gonzo said:

I knew a lass who used to collect handfuls of them and shove em in her fanny.

Daddy long legs or cobwebs? 

8 hours ago, stevieb said:

Daddy long legs or cobwebs? 

Both, obvs.

Horrible thing how they shake around when flying 

Spider in my house last week was the biggest I’ve ever seen, defo escaped from Bolty’s suitcase.

Question - We all know daddy long-legs fly upright with their legs dangling but why the fuck (or even how the fuck) do they decide to land on a ceiling which requires a 180° flip?

Just had a spider on the edge of the cutlery drawer. Normally they run away, this thing went up on it's back legs waving its front legs at me, 

No match for a rolled up beano. 

:(

Stick a glass over it and put them outside.

Not doing any harm are they.

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

:(

Stick a glass over it and put them outside.

Not doing any harm are they.

Same. 

The only things I kill are wasps, as they're just angry stripey bastards who seem to serve no purpose.

12 minutes ago, Traf said:

Same. 

The only things I kill are wasps, as they're just angry stripey bastards who seem to serve no purpose.

I feel the same about Geordies 

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