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Carlos, That made me laugh out loud!!! Guddun!!!

Dropped my works mobile & it split the front. Got the girl in HR to ring orange for a replacement. They sent a chap in today with a new front, I had to put in the old sim, memory card & Battery. I thought they'd send it through the post. I have just cannged the thing over & he's gone with my old phone carcass. I forgot to transfer all the Pic's Videos & the like ( there are some naughty ones aswel) What will be the outcome? Will they just bin it or will they trawl through the fcuker? Isaac

Isaac will be on the stag do. Don't tell our Doris!! We'll tell her it's another European Tour. She wont have a Scooby Doo!! Isaac

I alway's want Man Utd to win, when they play Liverpool, Wigin & Newcastle. Want them to lose all other games. Isaac.

Went to the Aldershot game. Got a bolton player sniffing poppers before the game. Was talking to him through a wrought Iron gate, trying to get some free tickets. 1 of our lot sniffed the poppers, said player "what the fcuks that" "poppers" Give us a go them" "Heryare" The rest is History. He scored in the game aswel. Dr Isaac Players Doctor!!

Traff yooooooooooou Bitch!!!! Golf is a load of KACK though!!!! Isaac

I don't get it!!! What'ya sayin? Isaac

The Joey Deakon types are called Spanners in our office! Isaac

Well said that man!! Isaac

Jim -The Thoughtful Husband... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work and although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out twice is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the lawn. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will even find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Signed, Jim EDITOR'S NOTE: Jim died suddenly on May 27 of a perforated rectum.The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club. Toodle pip.

I got stopped coming back from Prague. I only had 600 for my mummy & they took the fcukers off me!!! Cnuts.

The main reason i read this site is for common sense posts like this. Well said bobbers Uncle Isaac

I din't say I'd mind the kid!!! Isaac.

Think the kids tickets are ?99 now. The Barclay card thingy is for ?250 & over so if you buy 3 then yes. Isaac

Who gives a sh!t anyway!! Isaac

You cheeeeeeeky tvvat, don't ever put my name wi Jules Darby again. Be warned ya bolton c.u.n.t. Isaac.

He will get a fine & a Ban Isaac

I got mine capped at what i was paying last year-whatever that was i never check. just pay the cnuts. Isaac.

Capped ours last year for 5 years. Both Gas & Lecky British Gas.

1 of the reasons i still read this board. Fantastic post smiths. O'h & Bobcats 1 liners. toodle pip

Don't worry lads, got Dyno-rod coming out today Thanks for fcukall Isaac & Zozzy ya bolton tvv@t get fcuked!!! toodle pip

Has anyone on here have some thin drain clearing rods? My drain is blocked & i need it unblocking. I have tried those 3/4" thick rods, but i can't bend them rond the bend in the drain. Sensible replies. Isaac.

Just applied for mine aswel. I know i was spoouting off last season saying i wasn't going again blah, blah fcukin blah. Well I'm gonna swallow my pride & buy my season ticket again this year. I've had a month to calm down & it doesn't feel as bad as first thought. I hope to fcuk we don't struggle this season. Isaac getting to fcukin owd!!! toodle pip

Right!!! I know there are some on here that can find flights to anwhere @ anytime blah blah blah. I am after a return flight from Manc to Ercan in Northern Cyprus. Flying out Fri 18th July09 returning 25-28th Jult09. 2 Adults & 3 Children. Go get em Guy's. Uncle Isaac. Toodle pip

I will ask the girl at work who took mine of me! Stay tuned. Isaac toodle pip