Jack_Daw

Didn't and wouldn't watch it esp with that tosser Lineker on it - can't stand him. As for Zara Phillips, I knew she was part of the royal family, didn't know she did any sport though! Daft show and pretty daft award most of the time, as for Walcott!!! WTF has he done?

Far from it and even older tomorrow I rarely listen/listened to music, having a Duran Duran/Wham loving youngersister scared me off (although the Angelic Upstarts easily drowned her crap out)

I stay clear of any works do (unless its the girls in the office I work with as they are a laugh), come on, I have to work with these coonts why the fook would I socialise with them? For some reason that upset some when I told them

Tosser of the highest order, should be right home at Chelsea, they sum up everything that is wrong with football

Don't watch it then, I certainly ain't going to, then again not watching the "official" one.

Oasis v Blur Oasis for me but bored of them really Stone Roses v Happy Mondays Couldn't care less, no idea what either did U2 v Rolling Stones Hate them both James v New Order Who are James? Not bothered by New Order, some are ok

I'd quite like a Slade one! Want Evanescences (you spell it) new one thats about it, if anyone gave me a Take That/U2 one I would insert them up the givers botty!

Now that I might watch

Well said that man or woman, I won't be listening to the lady in the veil or that old bint from the Germanic/Greek immigrant family either I'll likely be asleep And the tree etc in my eyes still predates Christianity Lets say we are all right and can all do what we like unless we harm others etc. Of course if those others are Hammers fans And we better not lose Sat as that would ruin my birthday

Sorry Big Girl, Crawley White was correct...almost. The Christmas tree is derived from several solstice traditions. The Romans decked their halls with garlands of laurel and placed candles in live trees to decorate for the celebration of Saturnalia. In Scandinavia during the winter months, the Sun would disappear for great lengths of time. After thirty-five of such dark days, scouts would be dispatched to the mountain tops to await the return of this life-giving heavenly body. When the first light was espied, the scouts would hurry back to their villages bearing the good news. In celebration, a great festival would be held, called the Yuletide, and a special feast would be served around a fire burning with the Yule log, the log was the centre of the trunk of a tree that was dragged to a large fireplace where it was supposed to burn for twelve days. From this comes the twelve days of Christmas. In some areas, people would tie apples to the branches of trees as a reminder that Spring and Summer would eventually return. The evergreen tree was the special plant of their sun god, Baldor, mistletoe was a special plant to Druids. Anyway I thought it was really about argueing with relatives, getting pissed off with people telling you to be merry and crap like that, only person to almost get it right was that Scrooge fella but he weakened! Off to dig the pit for bloody carol singers!

Actually a lot of Christmas has nowt to do with Christianity and some Christian groups still refuse to celebrate it as its a Pagan festival. As for Channel 4s publicity gimmick this year, like every other one they have done I won't be watching it, who does? Don't watch the other one either.

Can't stand the boring win by cheating/buying little tosser, don't read what he says nor listen to him on the radio/TV. Prefer Fergie!!!

Do you believe in the little people at the bottom of your garden too

I think its now an Arsenal tactic, get tackled immediately hold head!! Nice to see soft Freddie have such a good game, was he taken off because he broke a nail

Best bit about that report is them calling us a bunch of divers! I used to like Arsenal but what with their manager and certain players and now their fans am starting to put them in the West Ham/Man Ure pile!

Another no from me too, am from Sevenoaks in Kent

Some morons around here had them up two weeks ago too! Crossbow got em

I'm not even pretending I like it, couldn't give a flying fugg about the Ashes

I'm with AS on this, can't stand Lungberg, screams like a big girl...FFS remember him falling over when Gardner once breathed on him..

I forgot about them (thankfully), how many used to be men?

Peugeot 206 most uncomfortable car I have ever had, 1958 Austin A35 was better! Oh and Ford have cocked up big time with the Focus, the first version is better than the current one

Anything by Abba, Michael Jackson, George Michael, Hot Chocolate.... I could go on and on

Don't care already been told enough times I look like Ian Hislop or Harry Potters dad (changing glasses sort of helped with that one Quite happy being an ugly short arsed grumpy git But if any of the ladies have a thing for hobbit like men then I'm your man

Coldplay James Blunt (ok not a group but hate the fecking nasty noise he makes) Abba - why do people rave about this cheesy nasty lot, oh and the 70's was more than just them! Sister Sledge and any disco shite like that Wham and anything else lift music maker George Michael has done U2 Scissor Sisters - vile noise

No thanks to Dunn esp, too injury prone and Fortune has proved thats money down the drain