Barnstoneworth White

Can I LAY on Schumacher now...

There's a correlation between it all turning sour and Crainey's appointment imho.

What time am I picking you up?

If its the same stall I'm thinking of, then my tipple there was sasperella. Bloody lovely. The stall was more of a herbal remedy place and I think, also did a liquorice drink too.

It looks like the place we went to in Bulgaria. #lautahools

We need some folded card and a will to smack the twat on our open hand to beat these fuckers.

Seen in Left Handed Giant Bristol, very poor.

There's some cracking pubs in Bristol, my aim is to sample them all. Once I've checked out the local owl sanctuary.

Haha. In his defence it was regarding Santos.

The former agreed. The latter, on the evidence of Stockport away at 2-0 down, where you were taking on allcomers, nah.

Thowt WWIII had started, when it came through Anyway, the weather here isn't a problem atm, I've played cricket in worse.

F'kin great, we set off 2 hours ago, staying over tonight. Still, if it is off, there's plenty of pubs to go at

They were singing - Your football is shit, your football is shit, Ian Evatt your football is shit. To the tune of I want to go home.

@athywhite1958 did you also get a lump sum? I took the maximum amount allowed to ensure I was only paying the minimum MADMAX for future monthly pension payments.

Did he say summert along the lines of 'have some of this beef, you fucking witch,' to his mother-in-law last Sunday?

There used to be a barber at the Kearsley end of the bottom of Longcauseway called Jack Newton, he was a pal of my grandad. I think Jack was the dad of AB's Mrs. Anyway, Jack had an England cap from AB, and let me try it on whenever we went there.

Stay off the drugs #justsayno

Aye, Henk was a character, and saddened to hear of his passing. As an example of his wit, I got this gem from a mate yesterday - I loved how he compared Alan Brazil to an Alfa Romeo - flashy, bright red and totally unreliable! 😂

Is that because you're too pissed after being at Rivvy all day

I one asked Marr at a book signing what would it take to get the Smiths back together, he said for 'McDonalds to serve vegetarian stuff' - well there you go -

Saw them at the Reebok in 2000 and enjoyed it. I'm not compelled to contribute to Noel's divorce settlement this time around though.

£10 sent, Tottenham please