Compo

Read this last night and I'm still laughing when I think about it now :: Small things . . . . . . . . . .

Twattles, missed it Watched the village one a couple of years back, reminded me of L/L in my youth. This has to be the best scene :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui8TTKozNS4...feature=related

Its shit so I won't be buying it, therefore I will be mainly still wearing last seasons black away top. Compo The Tramp.

'kin awful. End of. Iamnotin.

The French, communist tw@ts. Peasants at best. Hate them. Ignorant bastards.

Twas on the other week, the fella was wankered. From what I remember he said he had only taken phet. And the fookin rest.

Fair play, probably not but he was pissed with a bright red face and matching hair. Quite amusing at the time!

So it wasn't you trying to get in your house at 5 a.m. with the wrong keys then?

Too true I remember a lad pissed out of his head sat a few rows infront of us going apeshit at all the Bolton fans for being quiet when we were 2-0 down. I thought he was going to burst a vessel. Fair play to him he was right in the end though!

Twas the same ones, under that bar. Like a nob, when some random bloke in Lisbon asked me if I had any keys I decided it would be a good idea to give him my house keys I will never forget the sh!t we got on the way home that day. There's takin the piss but those fcukers took it too far.

I was nearly dry mounted by a random, 20 stone gayer when Vaz Te scored that Davies at Munich, Wrexham away with Sooty in the crowd, lager command vans, ooohh aaaahhhh Brannigan at Anfield, wins at O.T. and for some reason one that really stands out was 'that' goal by Okocha against West Ham I still have the scar on my left calf from the following celebrations.

Knight at Ipswich, journey home from Wembly after being done by those Prenton tw@ts, Wigan after Lisbon (if the cnut who borrowed my house keys in the bogs of that bar on the square in Lisbon, to use as a marching powder accessory is reading this I want them back) and the 2-3 to Arsenal defeat at home. Never been so high at half time and so low at the final whistle. Remember some bloke walk past me at half time and say to his mate jokingly "I fancy a draw out of this"

I have a framed/signed home shirt on the landing with my eldest daughters name/number 1 on. Hierro signed it bang under the number one, almost on purpose methinks. Saw him in Tesco once at the next checkout. All he had was a box of Stella and a dozen cartons of UHT milk. Fook knows what he had planned for that little lot

And there's me thinking you were from Moses Gate

Indeed. Maybe even help to stop some of those mexicans sneaking over the channel too

Perish the thought. Surely the one in your other hand would survive :p

Surely 'our' fishermen have to work to the same EU constraints? You don't see any English fishermen using the same tactics as those communistic, workshy peasants

Probably an attempt to 'wash' some of the locals.

If it's any consolation Football First had it down as the most 'extraordinary bewildering match this season'. I took it as a compliment

It looked more than just a shove to me Assault + Heart Attack = Manslaughter.

That place really is hard work, I couldn't even be arsed to join to tell them to fvck off. Imho that Treacle-dipper sounds a right tit

I must admit as a grown man with two young kids, I found it hard to watch the parts with the lad with a brain tumour in without wanting to blubber. He was basically waiting to die and they all knew it. I can watch most things, but sick kids I can't. On the other hand, I thought the two vets were class They just go to show how much pride we used to have in our country before all the bed wetting ambulance chasers took over.

Pay another tenner a month = multiroom. Voila, power wanking in the spare room

Is that gayers real name actually Barry Michaelmore ::

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