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Arse stabbing greasy twats, I hope they get they battered.

Yes, just not quite as 'gay'. Makes you wonder what the winner gets?

Well chuffed for the lad. Even stood up and clapped him on

Looks like a load of handbag waving here

Shooting right handed using his left eye, well that and his piss poor gun handling. And while we are at it, a change in ammo would more than likely alter the poi. Next

Beazleys Butchers in Westhoughton. Home made pies and sausages. Hot and cold barms all day long too, with proper butchers meat

Mark Clattenburg. Mingedodging twat.

38 my arse. 38 stone maybe?

Can highly recommend The Bistro for a good meal, will need to book in advance as it can get quite busy on a Fri/Sat.

They must have been two small ponies, or two big fook off bags. Either way, after growing up near aforementioned canal, I can confirm said pikeys are all indeed horrible/filthy/thieving/bastards.

Not really a joke, but this made me laugh http://www.dump.com/2010/06/28/four-stunning-illusions-that-mess-with-your-mind-pic/

'Kin'ell. Did you see the band at the top of the fence roughly 6 minutes in?

Dependant on the kind of quality you require, but I have done it by opening the document with Paint, covering the offending item with a solid box of colour and then using the text option over the top. I have only used it for changing serial numbers on CE certificates and the like but it does the trick for me.

The twat deserved a slap for spitting, no doubt there. But did you see the small white lad slip a boot in at the end, he soon hot stepped it and stood behind the big fat bloke when yon mon got up off the ground. Shithouse

The Contenders. Plot: A TV program selects people at random to kill one another for fame and their freedom. In reality, complete and utter wank. Walked out after 15 minutes. Oh, and Cable Guy

"The prisoner was taken to outside hospital for treatment. His condition is not thought to be life-threatening." Shame really.

Didn't happen to be windy on the day your loft hatch opened itself? Our last house had a lightweight hatch and would often pop open when it was windy, I presume something to do with vacuums and all that?

Is it just me, or does anyone else watch the parents on the news and think to themselves there is more to this than meets the eye? (I sicken myself etc etc . . . . . )

Eeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee, no problerrrrrrrrrrm according to the BRFC home page http://www.rovers.co.uk/page/Home/0,,10303,00.html

As in Last of the Summer Wine. General self confessed scruff and sex pest.

Todays top tip, don't bother watching on Monday

Did you see the 'look at me face' Clattenburg pulled when he blew for the free kick instead of allowing Citeh to play on? What a complete and utter mingedodging twat

Ahhhhh, makes sense now. Tar very much

I heard the same too. I could have sworn I also heard Steinson named in the team before kick off too

Is it seized? Happens now and again on the wifes car (she never opens the bonnet), just spray some WD40 or the like using the straw applicator and leave to soak for a while. Don't forget you have to turn one way to unlock, then the other to release the latch.