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I bet 'her' cocks bigger than mine.

I've seen that film more than any other and I can still watch it from start to end. The drill sergeant is brilliant, don't know how true it is but I read somewhere he was brought in to coach the actor who was supposed to play the part, but he was that good he ended up with the roll himself.

Brilliant 'blog' type site here http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/index.html the journals and albums are on the left of the home page.

Window licker cleaner?

Cable theft is that rife now, most scrap yards wont accept cable anymore so no wonder they were sat on it. I thought they had cctv on that site? Surely 30 tons of scrap would stand out a touch? Dirty, horrible, two faced thieving pikey fuckers!

In a nut shell, yes! Beef stew for me every Friday, nice and tender. Ready to go as soon as I get through the door.

Just thinking exactly the same Would do any of the three tbh.

Them's fucking underwear not pants!

Class He's done a few similar ones in the past, I'm sure there was another earlier this season.

Might help if the drummers knew more than 'Den, den, den den den den, cheat' and 'Come on Bolton'. I mean ffs, they have even managed to slow 'Come on Bolton' down to 'Come................on................Bol................ton'.

Just watched it back on Football First, did anyone see Robbo kiss Dowd on the cheek when Kirkland was down Dowd wiped his cheek and called him a twat!

Went to Puerto Rico around 2003 and it was one of my shittest holidays ever. Shit hotel right on the marina when all the action was a fifty mile (uphill) walk away. 45 deg in the day (because some sand blew over from the Sahara and trapped all the heat in apparently). We had to walk through a tunnel twice a day past a load of massive lucky lucky african wimmin who had this trick of offering you their hand to shake and then locking some kind of pikey bracelet on. They would then charge you an extortionate amount for it. Twats. Flights were shit, food was shit, hotel was shit, I had the shits. Last time I leave the wife to book a holiday.

I was going to say I will see City, and raise you Everton but you saved me the effort!

Right infront of us with three minutes to go after a top day out Queue yet more random man hugging.

I'm usually on here or the like when the wife watches the soaps, but it wasn't until last night when I felt a searing pain in my right abdomen that I realised I had been sat watching the two young ladies frolicking in bed with a huge grin on my face making a strange groaning noise. The pain was my wife wedging her foot into my side in protest.

Cheers for the heads up re the fax

I know I am risking a lifetime of WW's ridicule/turning this thread into a six page piss take (think asking for directions to Burger King on the Middlebrook). But. . . . . . . . . . (fuck it) Who the fook did the fax in Gartsides back pocket relate to?

I was only early teens at the time, but I remember being stood outside Burden ticket office waiting with my old man for his mate. A Brum fan came running over giving it the big 'un, I always remember it as that the bloke stood next to me (Bolton fan), just stuck his fist out and the Brum fan ran into it and floored himself Think it was the same game as when one of the yam yams scaled the floodlight on the embankment.

Fuck em off and employ some of the yoof desperate for a bit of money coming in. I must admit, the bins were at least 6 inches away from the kerb. Ended up having to go to the all new Raikes Lane roundabout tip, anyone would think I was trying to dump body parts the way I was interrogated. 'This is twice in one week you have been, I recognise your vehicle' 'Because it's twice in 8 days you've not emptied my fucking bin you twat'

Tough one for me, it's between: Holden Robbo Knight Robbo just gets the nod from me, you know exactly what you are getting, always dependable. Plus he gave the Brom fans some shit yesterday

Bastards. Just drove down our 'clear' street, past all the bins, and didn't empty a single one.

Did anyone else notice the linesman on the east side, rubbed the crack of his arse on the corner flag everytime a corner was about to be taken? Pervert.

Pigs in blankets for all at the local mosque.

I'm only 5' 10" and he towered above me, although I didn't question his spelling. I have a picture, but I look a twat

Apart from the Reebok v Blackpool when I convinced myself I had mild hypothermia, I remember Marseille being fcuking cold. I even bought one of those scally hats with the built in pony tails from the tallest african man I have ever seen.