Warby78

Mark Patterson

Of course! i would put her in the 3 pint catagory though, i do have standards

Kinell, were was her paper round? fucking Devon!

I'm intrigued

But there were no webcams 15 years ago!!

Sue's Belmont Rd and Bennetts Lane Chippy, both excellent

Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats & Dogs

Me too! i'd rather have her than the namby pamby shit cunts we have now!

1800 x 600mm Screwfix!

Pink Floyd!

I'm more a lower case man myself!

I just love her big bouncy boobies!!

Bukkake!!

MILFS Then!

Were they Polish by any chance?

Twas my first match that was! never looked back since

That is just wrong on so many levels, but for some reason i find it fucking hilarious!

People who class Special Brew and Roll Ups acceptable in the 21st century. People who let their toddler sons hair grow to shoulder length, (what are they thinking) Blokes who wear those long ankle length shorts, (Twats they are)

Chicken & Veg Loop da loop!!

A pretty young gypsy girl knocked on my door and asked if i had any old clothing. I said yes, but what would i get in return?, she said i could play with her breasts. I thought that's fair............... tit for tat!

I'd take 12mil in Jan + Rooney, Vidic, Darren Fletcher and that young Itilian kid

Just been given 3 by one of my timber suppliers, they're in the home end but they're also free. So iamin!

Well i'm reet posh me, i talk reet posh an all like that posh bloke on thaprentice last time. I'll only buy food from that reet posh shop what used be god bashers hall up jonny fow on't roundabout. You can get olives and foriegn muck an allsorts, most of it's dear and shit, but when your reet posh, nowt else will do.