Warby78

Thought the starting 11 were superb, and the substitutes were inspired! More of the same please Gary!

If i were single, i'd go to pub on a Friday neet and try and pull a slag!

I'm a normally mild mannered kind of bloke, but i seriously think i could kill these type of folk, and feel no remorse whatsoever.

Very posh, strip club is a Spearmint Rhino

Will never boo BWFC ever! But that was utter utter shit.

Mug Runcher

I have actually noticed that Megson has now started reffering to it as our club as opposed to this club, and our place as opposed to this place. Small steps? yes, but a start all the same. But obviously won't be enough for the bashers, ffs the guy could walk on water and win the Champions League, but it woudn't be enough for some.

5p ice pops? Meanies?

Seriously, Type in bluetooth handsfree kit into google. i have one that clips to your sunvisor, it's about the same size as a phone and justs connects to your bluetooth. Simples PS they're about 20 quid ish!

Young Buns! Young Buns 2!

Well it would save me some money in not needing to have me name printed on it

Gotta say, the drummer was particulaly shit hot!!

We used to play a game on Sandy Park, a couple of lads would stand on top of the dome and fire 8 shooters at the rest running around the bottom I think they should bring back domes on parks

Yes, saw them at the Thomas Egerton last week, gotta say they are pretty good, only young lads play various rock songs new and old.

Not trying to be awkward like! but what if you missus is/was your sisters beat mate?

No! and piss flaps shouldn't have ball in.

Well i'll give her one thing for putting up with all this media attention, The girls got balls!!

Does that mean tits and cock in the usual ladyboy/lady ga ga/natasha whittam kind of a way, or has she got balls under her front bum?

Ladyboy?

Yes, as my son informs me, It's sick innit! i think it means good.

Bet you had a blast!!

The Village, Near Village Hotel Pub!

i work on Trafford Park, but i may take a detour if that's the pic, she looks a right grubby sort

Don't be so batty!

Uncyclopedia Like above, only more factual.