Mr Magoo

Well thank you kind sir

Sorry for trying to fill up all the posts with replys, i cannot type that quick as only having one hand, so typing & drinking become difficult. I also smoke so you can see my dilema, Itchey nose no thats not funny, wash my self in beer,while burning my eyes out with the fag. and you think megsons got problems. And i found a grey pube last week not good

At least fatty was getting value for money on one cheek.

It said 6 not five

Fcuk me i thought you was on about the shop (which is shit anyway)

This looks warm

Thats not a piece of cheese, its abit of cardboard

A Cadbury chocolate button wedged between the cheeks of her arse will have her think she shat herself during the night. Make sure it wasnt a dream about the chocky button first.

As he still got a soar bum then.

So would i

I think these are to big ( Its my mates van).

Why no Wanderers badge then very strange.

Good god i bet that smarts in the morning (don?t rub salt in the wound )

Good point Micky, always in fun mode, I employ said person as I go to the loo I have to check for booby traps just when I think it is safe power washer thru the window . That?s cheating.

Great short fight glad i didnt pay for it, sky robbing gets.

I said a word the other day in my house concerning an employee who is of the darker skin & a very good friend of mine. My son & daughter were on me as quick as a flash, you can?t say that , just goes to say how times have changed for the better. I just need to watch my words from now on. I have so many colored friends if I don?t call them names in jest they would think I was ill & vice versa.

also, how cringeworthy are these "audience with" type programs? don,t no are you enjoying then.

As he been banned for good then, it was abit close to the mark.

Not today thank you for asking.

I dont normally get involved in the megson topic, But i cannot belive his interviews on sky, the bloke is steeling A living of the club, he will hang on as long as he can. Its time for him to go hes had long enought now.

What time is the fight on ?

Women will always win, they have something you want, you have something they want every now and again, so in life your fccked, pass the wine & chocs and you might be. If not stick your finger up your bum and wipe it on her nose when she is asleep.

I think it was pasta man, or was it spider man .

Bolton will never have any real money till some Arab or billionaire buys it, we are a small club with small support in prem figures. And a lot of winging supporters, who the Feck want to bye that.

That reminds me of an old joke A man was having sex with his wife, he noticed her toes kept curling up, he stopped to ask her why, she replied ive still got my fecking tights on .