Mr Magoo

Speak to your insurance company first.

Dance Factory, Navarda

That's nice.

1923 winning at the mo

Lovely and sunny in Devon all day, got lots done outside, hope the rain stats away.

I think you may have killed this topic.

Agree

Tesco

John Lewis and Selfridges, also Carrs Pasties.

scammell wheel nuts.

He left you in the shit, never looked back, FUCK HIM, its yours.

Have a plus for that one, I am ok in my castle, i love it here.

Cloudy & cold in Devon, at least its dry.

I have already said it was a tongue in cheek comment, keep up the good work fireman sam.

It was said with tongue in cheek, but thank you for your kind words. Thank you night workers,

Blind school out on a roadtrip, after about 2 hours teacher thinks it's about time the kids had a break, spotting a pub teacher thinks perfeect beer garden for kids, teacher goes in orders all the drinks, barman asks who are all these for, teacher replies I am a teacher at the blind school and I am on a roadtrip with the kids, barman asks is it not a bit dangerous to leave blind kids outside on their own, no replies teacher they are playing football, barman in hysterics asks how is it possible, ah says teacher I have a special ball made for them, it's full of bells so they just folloow the sound of the bells, as he says that a man comes running in asking who's in charge of the blind kids, me says as the teacher why whats wrong, well you better get out there they're kicking fuck out of a morris dancer

Thats better than Boltys effort.

Should have done better at School, then you wouldn't have to work nights, my love.

Was his name Oscar Pistorius by any chance

Or you have a very small penis, or your useless at sex.

Artois is the future, 8 cans your having a great time,Fosters more like a mouth wash.

Its a gun, she has just shot someone in her bathroom.

You will be fine, you sound like a Jammie dodger to me.

A minor error, such as a slip of the tongue, thought to reveal a repressed motive.