DavidLeesMullet

Any chance we could nick The Cowley Brothers from Lincoln City? And as for Phil Parkinson, I'm going to quote my great great mate's late ex-boss Neil Holmes "I'm not going to call you a cunt, I'm going to call you a double cunt"

0-0 draw against Bradford City a couple of years ago. Looked a great match on paper but was bloody awful.

Well I never thought we'd have a team in my lifetime THAT shit, but we managed it, oy vey!!!. Surely we can't get any worse... Or can we?

2-0, back to the third division we go!!! As the legendary Captain Edmund Blackadder once said "The phrase I'm thinking of rhymes with 'Clucking Bell'"

1-0 down with Wigan drawing, "We're doomed Captain Mainwaring, we're doomed!!!"

I'd like to dedicate this song to 'Sweaty' Ken Anderson and 'Clueless' Phil Parkinson

I'm not sure he'd be able to pull himself at the moment!!!

Any chance Tommy Banks can dust his boots off?, he'd still be a lot better than this shower of shitehawks!!!

0-2 to Ipswich, in the words of Stevie Rik's Noel Gallagher "Up with this, I cannot put"

It's unfair to call him a cunt, at least thay have a useful purpose, :lol:!!!

0-1 to Ipswich, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank!!!

True, probably the last period of sustained football in our lifetimes, judging by the way things are going. Heard a rumour a while back that Neil Warnock may be concidering leaving Cardiff City, if he did, would you welcome him to the UOBS?

True, probably the last period of sustained football in our lifetimes, judging by the way things are going. Heard A rumour a while back that Neil Warnock may be concidering leaving Cardiff City, if he did, would you welcome him to the UOBS?

Ooops forgot about him and Jimmy McIlroy too. Got to say amongst the no-nos and so-sos we have had some good managers, it's such a shame we've not had one for some time now. What we need more than ever is a Jimmy Armfield, Ian Greaves, Phil Neal, Bruce Rioch, Colin Todd or dare I say it... a Sam Allardyce!!!

What, even worse than Stan Anderson or George Mulhall?

To be honest Sammy Lee didn't haven't much time in charge, neither did Jimmy Phillips. As for the others they had time in charge but achieved absolutely nothing.

Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, why don't we get Neil Lennon involved too and have the full triumvirate of twats!!!

Please say you're joking, he was a shit manager, so it fills me with dread to think what he could do in the boardroom. Ginger Morinho my arse!!!

Boy oh boy, when fate takes a dump on you, it takes a giant 'Elephant would be jealous' sized dump

The Man, The Myth, The Legend, SCOTT STERLING!!! "When the apocalypse comes, I want to be in a bunker made of that man's face"

If the takeover comes through, then I think have an idea to bolster our Goalkeeping roster, :lol:!!!

Went to Lincoln Saturday just to get Super Kevin Nolan's autograph, good job I did. Also got Eastwood Town legend Matt Rhead, but missed out on ex-Boltonian Andy Kellett (Andy who?). Shame really he's gone, his win percentage was pretty good, and last season, Notts County were heading in the right direction.

I should pack your water wings just in case. Just don't breath in if you get submerged, :lol:!!!

To all my detractors: A few little factoids to confirm I actually was at the West Brom match on Saturday 1. The beer shower I spoke about came from around six rows below where I was sitting. Although it wasn't a lot of beer I still got a light soaking. 2. At half time the competition was won by a guy named Zack, and one of the questions (I believe the first one) related to Sam Allardyce. 3. During the match at least two smoke bombs (One blue coloured) were let off somewhere behind where I was sitting. 4. I apologised to a gorgeous lady in a black dress sat next to my best mate for my rather brusque language, mainly insinuating that the referee was a 'Deciple Of Onan' Now then I wonder what course of action will you take. Will it be... a) Totally ignore my post as it destroys your reputation as an online self-opinionated bully, who can never be wrong. Continue acting like a petulant child and claim that my post is meaningless, and come up with more bullshit excuses. c) Try to have me in some way censured or thrown off this site thus solving the problem in one fell swoop or... d) Actually having the chutzpah to admit you're wrong and apologise. I await your responses with an-ti-ci.......................pation!!!

"What a ding-dong do!!!" Went to the match Saturday and what a day it was. Got there 11-ish courtesy of my great great mate Dusan Nikolic's driving and my in car DJ-ing and bantering skills. Managed to bag a few autographs pre-match, Jay Rodriguez and Super Bob Taylor, but most of the West Brom players weren't interested, much to the annoyances of fans and cries of 'You Bastards'. Atmosphere was electric inside the ground, banter was flowing freely between fans. Bolton fans were merciless when the combi boiler mascot started dancing in front of us and was despatched to the chants of 'What the f-ing hell is that'. Got a couple of beer shampoos when we scored and hugged by complete strangers etc, but what the hey. Was nervous however when we conceded around half time, another typically dodgy Bolton performance perhaps? Thought we played really well overall, a lot better than last season, thought that wouldn't be too much of a challenge. The new midfield looks really useful, though our defence is still dire, need a new left and right back in my opinion. Post match bagged a few more autographs including Stelios, Julian Darby, plus a few of the new boys and West Brom legend Tony Brown. Fantastic day overall, and look forward to doing it all again at Preston in early September. Hope to see you there chaps. DLM.