They make you look dead hard if you're a bloke, and sophisticated if you're a woman
Sorted, just a few questions...
how many do I smoke a day? at least 20
Will it cost loads of money? yes, but you'll always find the money from somewhere........and then bleat on about being skint
Do I need to carry deoderant to hide my smell? yes, even more so if you do start smoking
Will I get one of them bad coughs? naturally, it's especially nice in the morning when your hacking your lungs up
When will I die of cancer? in about 5 years, but you'll be able to say to people "My Grandad smoked 60 a day and lived to be 136 years old, it didn't do him any harm" and also "My Grandad fought the Germans so that I could smoke" and other such b??ll??cks
Hope that helps