Sweep

I might get one of these

must be said, she is a bit nicer - but not much

if push came to shove I bet you would 'do the deed' with her, she's not that bad - in a feline sort of way

Which of these irritating tw??ts would you punch first? Jeremy Beadle, for me, he' sirritating, has a crap beard and a small hand

oh bugger #-o

Alas, you have............... http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/viewtop...pic.php?t=18116 What a great picture :D/

That's a bloody bold statement, what if we draw CSKA Moscow, Viking FK, Dnipro, Lokomotiv Moscow or Tromso - do you still think we will take 5000? I doubt there will be any ticket problems all the way through - unless we get to the final. What's the point in panicking about it now? Plus all you need to do is look at the attendances for the UEFA cup around most of Europe, the grounds are rarely half full, even when it gets to the knock out stage - don't panic

get back here pretty sharpish then, and you can watch it at my house......................as long as you bring the beers

1:1 Goal by N'Gotty

It's a horn/bugle type thing made from dried noodles - it works like a traditional horn, which is great, but obviously as your saliva sits in the horn it starts to soften. :^o All you need to do is add hot water and you can eat it - it's magic :^o Anyway, Fengy, have you been furiously blowing your horn repeatedly this morning - or are you waiting 'til your in the privacy of your own home?

It's 9.45 over here :^o but 7.45 back in the UK (program starts 7.30 on Sky 1) Is there a two hour lag between Widnes and Bolton then?

thats what keeps you a finely tuned athlete - healthy sensible food full of nutriants and vitamins. By the way, what did you wash it down with? - I would hope it was a Strawberry shake

Philadelphia and smoked salmon on crackers - yum and indeed yum again!

A night of unbridled passion with you Alibob?

Apparently after a rash of these types of allegations in the US, a lot of the young NBA/NFL/NHL stars now carry legal documents around with them that have to be signed by the prospective shag and also witnessed before sex is had. The document basically states that both people (or more?) are having consentual sex - therefore no charges can be brought up afterwards. Excellent, what a passion killer that would be - "Now before you suck it, can you sign this"

Was she any good?

Well that's very big of you. Just think, if it is true, then does that mean that the poor girl/victim will constantly have to endure references being made to it for the next 10/15 years everytime she walks into a pub and a football match (either Man Utd or Portugal) is being screened. Also, does it not say something about the sort of person you are if you take pleasure/amusement out of somebody being raped.............which is what it would boil down to. Sorry if I seem a bit of a prude, but I don't think it's right. If he did it, then lock him up and chop his knackers off, but don't then sing songs about it forever more

I got 15/19.................but most of it was just pure fluke. I generally went for the oldest sounding names

Pair of fine looking fellows

I suppose you could dispose of it by rollling it up tightly in some paper and setting fire to it

plus he played in the same stadium about a month ago for the Greek national side. I bet he is really gutted that the Turks eliminated them It's a real Greek Tradgedy I'll flagilate my own knackers for the shoddy quality of that gag :-s Sorry

where would you stand on "inheritance" then? i.e. if somebody leaves the gear round at your gaff and doesn't come back for it, at what point do you inherit it...................or should the state inherit it and distribute it to the masses

give him time, he could change all that when we play against him this year, bearing in mind he will be putting himself well and truely in the shop window, as he's not for signing a new contract with Arse, and he has less than two years to run on his present one. He'll probably still end up with the golden boot, even though he has missed about 5 league games

what a twatish question