marple whites

Does anybody know the date when the premier league fixtures are out. I am getting severe cold turkey !!!

Winning the title at Maine road 4 -1 win at Preston on the plastic pitch Last seasons win at Blackburn Beating Ipswich on away goals in the play off second leg.

Earnshaw would earn more from all the star wars movies he features in surely ?

I see Everton have made their first "big signing" Simon Davies from Spurs !! If they are the sort of signings they are going to continue with, we should easily make the top 4 next season !!

Just seen on sky that West Brom have ofeered ??2m plus Robert Earnshaw for Andy Johnson (Palace). Even though he scored about 20 goals this season, over half were from the penalty spot. Does anyone think he's that good ?

Got a nasty feeling that with all this hoo haa for united in the last week or so, they might scab it. So don't go down south for a few weeks after - they will be everywhere !!

It was a terrible second leg. West Ham looked impressive at ipswich though, but as long as repka stays they will go straight back down again.

With all the 1-0 results we now seem to have, there is no need to come back from a goal down !!

Got to be PNE - local derby, not far to travel and it saves walking through Beirut from west hams tube station to the ground !!

East stand lower when everton scored, some people in the box jumped up. Next thing a bloke from the crowd swung a walking stick at them and it bounced off the concrete ledge just missing his face. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. Would have done the purple bindipper serious damage if it had connected.

Yes great season that at spurs, 4 trips, 3 losses and a postponement. How things have changed. All together now "donner kebab and an onion bhaji" (4-0 fa cup) (6-0 carling cup) (3-2 league)

Cant make that, got to take the missus on holiday, what she didnt realise is that it leaves the way clear for all the european trips towards the back end of the year though. Its all in the planning !! - get your lilos and flip flops at the ready, "we're all going on a european tour"

We will have to get some kebabs on tour t-shirts for the european ventures and see which country has the best !!

The flag is really getting kebabs on the map. (the food of the future !!) This all stems from a letter that I received from Mr potato head himself - so I suppose he can take the credit for this as well as the team ! Perhaps the team should have a pre match kebab - this would suit stelios no doubt.

Instead of singing "bigs sams super white army" replace it with "donner kebab and an onion bhaji" Easy, easy !

Had to respond to this. This is my brothers flag and will be seen at all away games in future. (particularly European !!!) Glad to see it has proved a talking point (it cost enough, and took long enough to be made) Just need the "donner kebab and onion bhaji" chant to take off now !