crawshawbooth Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Its what we are all going to be , unless you get burnt every one i know gets burnt but i did carry a couple of coffins last year Non of you lot are going to live to be 200 years you will die Quote
green genie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 4 hours ago, crawshawbooth said: Its what we are all going to be , unless you get burnt every one i know gets burnt but i did carry a couple of coffins last year Non of you lot are going to live to be 200 years you will die Was thinking burial at sea but it’s expensive. Not wasting any wood on casket anyhow Quote
gonzo Posted February 20 Posted February 20 I'm at the age now where all my mates parents are kicking on and staring at boot hill. My old man's 81 and just spent a week in hospital. My mates dad just been diagnosed with the old Bengal. My Mrs mate had to leave work yesterday as her old man collapsed. My best pal lost his dad not long after my mum went. Fuckin rubbish innit. Quote
green genie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Hopefully the bastard Lords don’t stop the euthanasia bill . Ironic that most of them should be first on the list Quote
green genie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Just now, deeane Koontz said: This is a cheerfull little number 🙂 Happy Friday!! You can tell Wanderers dropped points 😁 Quote
deeane Koontz Posted February 20 Posted February 20 2 minutes ago, green genie said: Happy Friday!! You can tell Wanderers dropped points 😁 I read the last sentence of the original post in an Ivan Drago accent. Felt like a threat. Quote
green genie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 1 minute ago, deeane Koontz said: I read the last sentence of the original post in an Ivan Drago accent. Felt like a threat. Should really have replied this first @crawshawbooth You ok ? One of the reasons I bother staying on this forum is it’s open discussion of the black dog Quote
only1swanny Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Informed my family of what I want to happen when I die. Cremation, ashes spread at Rivi Pike so I can enjoy the view of the stadium. I've insurance in place through my work pension which is enough to pay off the mortgage and some when I go. But having had about 8 relatives die in the last 3 years, I plan to enjoy myself and not worry about it too much, Quote
L/H White Posted February 20 Posted February 20 6 hours ago, crawshawbooth said: Its what we are all going to be , unless you get burnt every one i know gets burnt but i did carry a couple of coffins last year Non of you lot are going to live to be 200 years you will die Funnily enough did my will last week Gone with burnt as once the novelty of me dying has worn off I'll get fuck all flowers on my grave Also stated no flowers and a chantry donation Quote
Ani Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Need to sort my will out as mentioned on here before Potentially getting married too just to reduce any inheritance tax issues. Quite the romantic Quote
green genie Posted February 20 Posted February 20 3 minutes ago, Ani said: Need to sort my will out as mentioned on here before Potentially getting married too just to reduce any inheritance tax issues. Quite the romantic 😁That Martin Lewis episode should have been sponsored by H Samuel Quote
Duck Egg Posted February 20 Posted February 20 23 minutes ago, only1swanny said: But having had about 8 relatives die in the last 3 years, I plan to enjoy myself and not worry about it too much, Same and this is key for me. Save for a pension and a retirement that you may never make by all means but you've got to make the most of the one time we're here. We, in the UK/Western Europe etc are extremely blessed to have been born into a society where, largely speaking, we get generous amounts of leisure time and the means to enjoy it. Quote
Traf Posted February 20 Posted February 20 I don't care what they do with my body when I'm gone. I'll be dead anyway, what does it matter? Quote
Zico Posted February 20 Posted February 20 on the subject of burial or cremation have asked my family to surprise me Quote
Traf Posted February 20 Posted February 20 1 minute ago, Zico said: on the subject of burial or cremation have asked my family to surprise me by doing it whilst you're still alive? Quote
DirtySanchez Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Just now, Traf said: by doing it whilst you're still alive? He lives in Australia and abandoned his dog He's as good as dead Quote
gonzo Posted February 20 Posted February 20 I want to be cremated and my ashes boshed in an ounce of pure cocaine to then to be hammered on a big coach jolly to a London away day. Quote
London Wanderer Posted February 20 Posted February 20 51 minutes ago, Traf said: I don't care what they do with my body when I'm gone. I'll be dead anyway, what does it matter? Just get your pals to take your ashes on the ultimate Traf Tour. Scattered off a balcony at an all inclusive in Malta. Preferably whilst folk are swimming in the pool below 😄 Quote
crawshawbooth Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 3 hours ago, gonzo said: I'm at the age now where all my mates parents are kicking on and staring at boot hill. My old man's 81 and just spent a week in hospital. My mates dad just been diagnosed with the old Bengal. My Mrs mate had to leave work yesterday as her old man collapsed. My best pal lost his dad not long after my mum went. Fuckin rubbish innit. Quote
crawshawbooth Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 Its fuckin rubbish as you say , and it messes with your mental health we can talk shit about nothing on here for days ,weeks ,or months but once people we know keep falling off their perch its meaningless As i say , we are all worm food , Princes and peasants alike !! Quote
little whitt Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Told Daughter Pure Cremation £2000 pick you up burn you back in a nice fancy Urn then Scatter in a Waterfall job done Quote
Sweep Posted February 20 Posted February 20 25 minutes ago, little whitt said: Told Daughter Pure Cremation £2000 pick you up burn you back in a nice fancy Urn then Scatter in a Waterfall Golden Shower job done amended Quote
DirtySanchez Posted February 20 Posted February 20 4 minutes ago, Sweep said: amended Who is doing the pissing? Dare I ask Quote
Sweep Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Just now, DirtySanchez said: Who is doing the pissing? Dare I ask I don't think he's that fussy Quote
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