Bloody Burnham's Britain!

I thought the Ruskies had launched all out war 😁

Not sure it warrants an emergency broadcast to my phone. I shit myself!

Wait until winter ."wrap up or you may die".

Fucking nanny state

I thought the Martians had landed in Wigan

I was on a packed train carraige at the time

I've now got tinnitus

I'm in the middle of nowhere on Pembrokeshire coast. The message came through in bloody Welsh. I thought it was the start of the zombie apocalypse.

18 minutes ago, Underpants said:

I'm in the middle of nowhere on Pembrokeshire coast. The message came through in bloody Welsh. I thought it was the start of the zombie apocalypse.

If you were in a pub you must have been texting in English prior to the message.

SWW sent a text message at 03;30 announcing the hose pipe ban. Went to our landline and answering machine read it out. Wankers

I was in Tesco. The Asians that were knocking about just looked happy it wasn’t about them for once

Landline???

Have you still got them down there 😁

Just now, Alf Hartigan said:

Landline???

Have you still got them down there 😁

Green Genie that is

16 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Landline???

Have you still got them down there 😁

Still? Only just got 'em! Be indoor bogs next; and when colour tv hits we'll not hear the last of it!

19 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Landline???

Have you still got them down there 😁

How else will his dial-up internet wok?

A dial-up internet wok, I wonder how the Chinese cook with them?

1 hour ago, Sluffy said:

A dial-up internet wok, I wonder how the Chinese cook with them?

Shrowry 😁

39 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Shrowry 😁

You sound more like Sean Connnery than a Chinaman.

https://youtu.be/EGkc--RYJFs?si=kur0GvWZtORtCM1b

7 hours ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Landline???

Have you still got them down there 😁

Strangely, can’t get it removed from Virgin package. Works off the full fibre router

was on instagram at the time

had a Friends requst of one of them LADYs

Fuck me thought i had gone on to one of GONZOs Sights

when it went off

9 hours ago, Underpants said:

I'm in the middle of nowhere on Pembrokeshire coast. The message came through in bloody Welsh. I thought it was the start of the zombie apocalypse.

I'm in Ilfracombe, and it l got it in Welsh as well. I though it might be the start of some Taff invasion

11 hours ago, batton carrier said:

Wait until winter ."wrap up or you may die".

Fucking nanny state

The Daily Express will have that covered so no need

But they'll change may to will

I think it was a mistake to send it

On 14/08/2026 at 20:56, jmjhb said:

I thought the Martians had landed in Wigan

that was years ago