Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2006 You guessed... Looking good Caruthers, all these posts and still no txt spk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Caruthers.......... ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2006 Caruthers.......... ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? Smiffs, I've just had this thought of you following Bamber Gascoigne and Jeremy Paxman into the chair on University Challenge: And your starter for ten . . . no, make it thirty, Have you ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? DRRRRINGGGG! Caruthers, King's College Cambridge Yes, I have but not simult . . . simmult . . . .not at the same time. Smiffs No, I'm sorry, that's thirty points deducted for hesitation whilst shitting your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caruthers Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Caruthers.......... ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? Just the once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I too have been joined a couple of weeks but have been too nervous to chip in with any witty asides.....glad it's not just me then with a wee bit of stage fright!Oh & yes, I have a proper o level in English so I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2006 I too have been joined a couple of weeks but have been too nervous to chip in with any witty asides.....glad it's not just me then with a wee bit of stage fright!Oh & yes, I have a proper o level in English so I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts. Let me be the first to say "Welcome to WanderersWays. HBAYT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 bugger, busted already. I haven't a clue what HBAYT means! I said O Level not PHD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2006 How Big Are Your Tits? I take it that the NO BALLS stems from the fact that you are female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic. I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 3, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2006 Is that my initiation over with then? i fear it has only just begun no sign of widnes yet 8-[ ps spotty urchins...you must mean garp he'll be on later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2006 Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic.I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then? Alas, my spotty little urchin days are now sadly behind me. Great piece of descriptive writing though, you'll go far in our "English for Idiots" section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 3, 2006 Members Share Posted February 3, 2006 Ow do No Balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts. Soooooooooo close to a good start! But WTF is the Queens enlgish? Should that be the Queen's English? If so, you're wrong: she's German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I was never on my 'A' game when it came to punctuation. I'm now hanging my head in shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 when you're mopping the kitchen floor... do you ever get the urge...... you know...... to have a quick ride on the mop handle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle_Northy Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic.I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then? In english please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 mopping the floor? Are you serious? I have staff for that & if I ever catch one of them indulging in that sort of behaviour in my kitchen/diner they'd been sent back to the agency immediately! Do they not sell specific items in rude shops for that anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag? Only the classy ones.....actually there isn't any is there. Only the bowler & bayto be honest. The rest seem to be full of birds withno mirrors in their house & lads with half mast tracky bottoms. Totally unneccesary if you ask me. Happen I'm getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag? Only the classy ones.....actually there isn't any is there. Only the bowler & bayto be honest. The rest seem to be full of birds withno mirrors in their house & lads with half mast tracky bottoms. Totally unneccesary if you ask me. Happen I'm getting old. So I won't see you in the Crown or the Long Pull then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff! Don't you start, you're a newbie. If you listen to the regulars on here you would think I was present at the building of Stonehenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luton Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff! how old is Biff ? even he doesn't know but chances are God was a nipper when Biff was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Well if he called the Old Original Bay Horse the Long Pull he's definately knocked on 40's door.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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