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Worst footballing chant EVER!

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And the award goes to wigan for:

 

Do do do,

Pascal Chimbonda

 

=D> ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

 

fecking 'tards

=D>

 

I couldn't translate what they were saying!!!

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putting their 6 fingered hands up and down as well, proper joke. Theyll never have owt like bolton fusilliers, thats a proper chant.

The't reet there. First heard in the Lever End in 1969. A blinder (as is Who's that climbin' up the hill)

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i first heard it in burnden terrace when i was about 12, think a few too many portuguese know it now cause of me.

I've been singing that tune all weekend, w??nkers I can't get it out of my head. #-o

And the award goes to wigan for:

 

Do do do,

Pascal Chimbonda

 

=D>  ](*,)  ](*,)  ](*,)  

 

fecking 'tards

 

They may be a bunch of f??ckwits, but is it balls the worst chant ever, that particular acclaim goes to easy, easy and so on.

 

At least it's partly original.

I will go with the Easy Easy chant too, should never be used unless you a 6 nil up and 5 mins left to play or the ref has just blown for full time anyother time is asking for trouble

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does me tits in easy easy. its cursed unless your in added time. ](*,)

 

even worse when the team who have just equalised do it (liverpool, villa, wigan, Everton last season)

w??nkers

 

 

[-X No need for that kind of language

ooh-ah ooh-ah oh to be a wggan-ahhhhh

 

quality :^o

In the 77/78 season there was a specifically silly one sang by the Manny Rd squad which always made be cringe

 

We all agree, Bolton Wanderers are magic

We all agree, (insert oppononts team) are tragic

 

Clearly devised by a local wordsmith

In the 77/78 season there was a specifically silly one sang by the Manny Rd squad which always made be cringe

 

We all agree, Bolton Wanderers are magic

We all agree, (insert oppononts team) are tragic

 

Clearly devised by a local wordsmith

 

No not a local wordsmith. That was a universal chant heard on every ground throughout the kingdom.

LI-VER-POOL

LI-VER-POOL

 

repeatedly is the worst chant by the worst fans of the worst team to watch in the country.

Play up Pompey annoys the hell out of me

No not a local wordsmith. That was a universal chant heard on every ground throughout the kingdom.

 

I don't believe that they sang it in Viewnam

 

So stop Biffing

 

PS

 

Do you know that a Biffon is that part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina which the man's balls biff on during intercourse

 

Also known as the Humber Bridge which connects Grimsby to Hull i.e. the thing on a lady which links the fishy bit to the shitty bit

what was the song they were singing that sounded like 'you are my solskjer' or however you spell the paper boys name ?

Do you know that a Biffon is that part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina which the man's balls biff on during intercourse

 

Also known as the Humber Bridge which connects Grimsby to Hull i.e. the thing on a lady which links the fishy bit to the shitty bit

 

 

Widnes it is also known as the Butfer but for that you`d be in the shit

 

 

 

Do you know that a Biffon is that part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina which the man's balls biff on during intercourse

 

Also known as the Humber Bridge which connects Grimsby to Hull i.e. the thing on a lady which links the fishy bit to the shitty bit

 

 

Widnes it is also known as the Butfer but for that you`d be in the shit

 

i thought zico christened it the Wil

 

as it come between the gary and and the mott.

Worst football chant has go to be

 

Who's that lying on the runway etc etc [-X

I O County, County I O (stockport - what a load of tosh !!)

Some of the Man Yoo songs are pathetic, almost like nursery rhymes.

The one that pisses me - to the tune of Robin Hood

"Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs running down the wing" FFS ](*,)

LI-VER-POOL

LI-VER-POOL

 

repeatedly is the worst chant by the worst fans of the worst team to watch in the country.

 

Always respected you traff!

 

:D

go west bromwich albion....

 

 

to the theme of go west for the hard of thinking on here....

 

 

i hate that easy easy chant.

 

 

along with cheat cheat cheat.

 

both belong in the school yard.

 

ryan giggs ryan giggs

 

his face is like the moon.

 

is one of the best..

LI-VER-POOL

LI-VER-POOL

 

repeatedly is the worst chant by the worst fans of the worst team to watch in the country.

 

Always respected you traff!

 

:D

 

Similarly

 

EV-ER-TON

EV-ER-TON

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