fishbulb Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 http://www.arsenal-now.com/?page=articles&...from=rss&title= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickythehippo Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 it's happened before and nothing done other than the keeper's gamesmanship noted approvingly if you play for arse and Wenger is looking after you, you generally get away with everything short of actual murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 It was talked about on MOTD and Andy Gray also went in to great detail about him after the match on Sunday , the FA should do something about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted February 14, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2006 ban him for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Give him a big pair of shoes and a ragging red nose and let him join a circus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I blame the ticket office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 you generally get away with everything short of actual murder I put it to you that no-one, representing Arsenal or not, could get away with entering the field of play brandishing a chainsaw and carving the legs off an opposing player before hurling the removed limbs into the crowd. That would not be murder and, therefore, falls within your parameter of 'everything short of actual murder.' Therefore, your claim is madness and to save face if nothing else I rather think you ought to withdraw it. I would personally pay good money to see any player do the above to any other player. It would liven football up hugely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiCcI Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 he should face a firing squad... german bastud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted February 14, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2006 man of the match toneet didnt help them get any points though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 carving the legs off an opposing player The massive blood loss and the trauma of an unanaesthesised double amputation would have a more than likely chance of leading to the death of the opposition player. So in this scenario the Arsenal player would face the full fury of the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Aha! You've fallen straight into my trap. The modern day football physio is a marvel. He can do anything. It's not like the 1950s where Bert Trautmann broke his neck and was told not to be such a puff and get on with it. The modern football physio is the equivalent of the 1950s brain surgeon and would quickly apply a tourniquet which would stem the flow of blood. Then, a fleet of ambulances would arrive and within quarter of an hour the incapacitated player would be undergoing emergency medical treatment in a hospital. The guilty player would be charged with attempted murder and only then at a stretch; had he wanted to murder then he would have cut the other player's head off and not his legs. You've really not thought this through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibob Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 at the moment, I hate Lehman more than Savage. At least we can laugh at Savage, lehman just winds me up. [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Aha! You've fallen straight into my trap. The modern day football physio is a marvel. He can do anything. It's not like the 1950s where Bert Trautmann broke his neck and was told not to be such a puff and get on with it. The modern football physio is the equivalent of the 1950s brain surgeon and would quickly apply a tourniquet which would stem the flow of blood. Then, a fleet of ambulances would arrive and within quarter of an hour the incapacitated player would be undergoing emergency medical treatment in a hospital. The guilty player would be charged with attempted murder and only then at a stretch; had he wanted to murder then he would have cut the other player's head off and not his legs. You've really not thought this through. Dr. Richard Steadman would sew them back on & he'd be playing the next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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