March 9, 200620 yr Known by thousands of people around town and at the Reebok,probably even better known in the Burnden days,so what do you reckon, Darren - a legend or a pain in the arse
March 9, 200620 yr A legend! He still drinks in the Ainsworth Arms and Fox and Wok! He is a fanny magnet! Women adore his charm! :-# 8-[
March 9, 200620 yr he was hanging around outside the reebok in a spiderman suit before the marsille game
March 9, 200620 yr Author A true legend. But a pain in the arse too! Thats a good shout. Saw him in the spiderman suit - funny as fcuk
March 9, 200620 yr A true legend. But a pain in the arse too! Thats a good shout. Saw him in the spiderman suit - funny as fcuk its true i tell ya
March 9, 200620 yr LEGEND, saw against Fulham in south stand lower ,Back of goal, eating a pie , hang on he's always eating a pie !!
March 9, 200620 yr Author A legend! He still drinks in the Ainsworth Arms and FOX AND WOK! He is a fanny magnet! Women adore his charm! :-# 8-[ Wok and Stork (itk) That spiderman suit he had on at the Marseilles game must have been made for an 8 year old,he looked like a large speed skater - priceless
March 9, 200620 yr That smug look suggests all the 2ps I bounced off his face in the Paddock didnt go to waste.
March 9, 200620 yr Legend. f'uckin hell Brixton, are you twins? No Darren`s much more better looking than me.
March 10, 200620 yr Legend. If just for when he went up to that kid next to the bus stop on Halliwell Rd, and asked if he could 'have a bite of your pie', and the kid started crying - one of the funniest things I've ever seen :::::::::::: PB
March 10, 200620 yr Author So thats, LEGEND - 8 votes. LEGEND (but a pain in the arse ) - 2 votes PAIN IN THE ARSE - 0 votes That concludes the survey, Darren is in fact a LEGEND I normally bump into him on a Friday night,i'll inform him of the results,not sure if he'll know what the fcuk i'm on about though !
March 10, 200620 yr He was once sat at the back of a bus I got on. He was eating a ham shank, which he offered to share with me. Needless, I declined the kind offer. On closer inspection, it turned out to be raw! PS In Farnworth we never called him Spazzy Darren. He was always Mongy Darren to us!
March 10, 200620 yr Watching him chase coins about the foot of the terrace was one of the more surreal things I'd witnessed when I first started going Burnden Fookin mithering git he is though, not suprised kids cry when he asks for a bite of their pie Legend (but a pain in the arse)
March 10, 200620 yr So thats, LEGEND - 8 votes. LEGEND (but a pain in the arse ) - 2 votes PAIN IN THE ARSE - 0 votes That concludes the survey, Darren is in fact a LEGEND I normally bump into him on a Friday night,i'll inform him of the results,not sure if he'll know what the fcuk i'm on about though ! Whoa there! Don't close the polling station yet buddy..... my vote LEGEND! Hold, have women been give voting rites on here yet?
March 10, 200620 yr Author Yoy can't beat a good Darren tale! A couple of years ago he latched onto a lads xmas night out in town (meal and piss up) Instructions from his mam filtered through to us, were that he would be ok,if he didn't eat pasta or drink red wine,cos they make him even more "excitable." 40 of us pile into Tiggi's, and Darren orders Lasagne and a Litre of house red! (he was fcukin flyin all night ) Also,when he goes out,his mam gives him some money that he puts in a little placcy bag,and he guards it with his life. When he gets in the boozer the first thing he says is "buy me a pint,pleeease,got no money" But if you remind him of his placcy bag dosh ,he says "no,thats MY money" Gotta love him,does no one any harm (shrewd fcuker though)
March 10, 200620 yr first time I saw him was on way to Sherpa Van final v Torquay running about Keele services with his bell end hanging out whilst people were throwing coins for him. legend without a doubt
Known by thousands of people around town and at the Reebok,probably even better known in the Burnden days,so what do you reckon, Darren - a legend or a pain in the arse