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90's TV show presenter Jeremy Beadle, has sadly passed away today.

As a tribute ITV will be showing his Cremation live on TV

 

"Youve Been Flamed"

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Any volunteers to lend a hand at the funeral???

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I want one of them Novelty clocks that they have on Phenix Nights, Beadles face with a big hand and a little hand, checked all over internet and e bay and cant find any.

Maybe i could start making them???? anyone know were you can buy clocks in bulk???

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Jeremy Beadle has a small cock

 

but on the other hand it's massive

 

RIP

 

yeah yeah I've just seen Traf's post on the dead pool thread

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The family of Jeremy Beadle have today confirmed that he will be buried in a specialised coffin secured with 50 Chubb locks, no nails, 16 G clamps, 60 6 inch star screws, Hilti Chemical fixings, gaffer tape rolled the length of the box and a 1000k weight on top of the coffin. They said they are taking any chance the fucccker is winding them up!

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The family of Jeremy Beadle have today confirmed that he will be buried in a specialised coffin secured with 50 Chubb locks, no nails, 16 G clamps, 60 6 inch star screws, Hilti Chemical fixings, gaffer tape rolled the length of the box and a 1000k weight on top of the coffin. They said they are taking any chance the fucccker is winding them up!

 

I heard he is to be cremated, apparently it will be shown live on ITV? they're calling it 'you've been flamed'

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I heard he is to be cremated, apparently it will be shown live on ITV? they're calling it 'you've been flamed'

 

 

F?ck me, read the first post of this thread! :blink:

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I heard he is to be cremated, apparently it will be shown live on ITV? they're calling it 'you've been flamed'

 

Which is just about how this thread started.

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His funeral will only be a small affair with miniture fingers on the buffet, his wife said she can't afford anything more as he lost all his money playing poker, he was dealt a bad hand

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His funeral will only be a small affair with miniture fingers on the buffet, his wife said she can't afford anything more as he lost all his money playing poker, he was dealt a bad hand

 

 

Wahey!

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Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with "Watch out Beadles a Sprout"

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