Guest as Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I sh?t myself then....thought a bird was looking for a wanderer who was in Magaluf not long ago Permission to breathe again now. Ban that Stokie c?nt....my undercrackers are covered in a brown substance now Pheeeeew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 AS, in such instances, just deny anything and everything. Chances are if she shagged you after a bottle of WKD and a chip barm, she shagged a whole lot more too - and unless you poked her bum or vomitted on her, then she wont remember much of it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 AS, in such instances, just deny anything and everything. Chances are if she shagged you after a bottle of WKD and a chip barm, she shagged a whole lot more too - and unless you poked her bum or vomitted on her, then she wont remember much of it anyway. Thought was was mandatory..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A very good friend of mine ending up rattling his ex last weekend, which he didn't want to do, because she seems to think that sexual intercourse is legally binding somehow, so while he was in mid shag he had to think of ways to make sure he didn't get asked back. So he shoved his cock up her arse without asking. And she hasn't asked him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A very good friend of mine ending up rattling his ex last weekend, which he didn't want to do, because she seems to think that sexual intercourse is legally binding somehow, so while he was in mid shag he had to think of ways to make sure he didn't get asked back. So he shoved his cock up her arse without asking. And she hasn't asked him back. The things us men have to do some times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne cramp Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A very good friend of mine ending up rattling his ex last weekend, which he didn't want to do, because she seems to think that sexual intercourse is legally binding somehow, so while he was in mid shag he had to think of ways to make sure he didn't get asked back. So he shoved his cock up her arse without asking. And she hasn't asked him back. WHAT A BUMMER EH ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Sorry, didn't mean to swerve! I am a Stokie (not stopped smiling yet!) As for the description, she was a tallish lass, dark shoulder length hair, perfectly shaped and drop dead gorgeous! She was with an older lady too...... Ruth Crawshaw ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Ruth Crawshaw ? why has that stokie not come back? what was he stokin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Them pics look like a gay reunion! i know a number on those photo's... and i agree with your synopsis... f*cking fruits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Bobbers, I spoke to one of them today and he said he found those shorts in your bottom drawer. :::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 With traces of clingfilm around the gusset...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Bobbers, I spoke to one of them today and he said he found those shorts in your bottom drawer. :::::::: I would imagine after a night wearing those numbers... and you'd be squeaking like joe pasquali... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Boy Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Mum and daughter combo eh? Reminds me of the time i got chatting to agood looking older woman (late 40's/early 50's) in the pub, we were getting on great,then she says to me "ever had sex with a mother and daughter at the same time?" "Fuckin result" am thinking,so we gets the taxi back to hers,im getting all 'man united' about my 3some, "go on into the front room" she says,i'll see if shes still up,she goes to the bottom of the stairs and shouts up... "Mum,you still awake!" :::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc2003 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Reminds me of the time i got chatting to agood looking older woman (late 40's/early 50's) in the pub,we were getting on great,then she says to me "ever had sex with a mother and daughter at the same time?" "Fuckin result" am thinking,so we gets the taxi back to hers,im getting all 'man united' about my 3some, "go on into the front room" she says,i'll see if shes still up,she goes to the bottom of the stairs and shouts up... "Mum,you still awake!" :::::::: What does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 What does that mean? Err, hastily made up northern rhyming slang for excited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Boy Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 What does that mean? same as 'ayr united' - excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Reminds me of the time i got chatting to agood looking older woman (late 40's/early 50's) in the pub,we were getting on great,then she says to me "ever had sex with a mother and daughter at the same time?" "Fuckin result" am thinking,so we gets the taxi back to hers,im getting all 'munich' about my 3some, "go on into the front room" she says,i'll see if shes still up,she goes to the bottom of the stairs and shouts up... "Mum,you still awake!" :::::::: What does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adstar Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 I'm back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 This Delilah. Bit of a cockslut I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adstar Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 No cock involved at all I can assure you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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