fact one - Female Koala bears have two vaginas and the male Koala bear has a forked penis - FACT

Wimmin do not think standard driving practices apply on private car parks.

2 is an even number.

3 that's the magic number.

Men die before their wives because ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They want to.

There is no word in the language that rhymes with orange.

or purple apparently.............and silver as well (I think)

Masturbating after chopping fresh chilli's is never a good idea.

Masturbating after chopping fresh chilli's is never a good idea.

it depends what your into though.............

Contrary to popular belief....picking your nose too much does not result in

a/ head caving in

b/ brain coming out of nose

 

Swallowing chewing gum does not result in it 'wrapping around your heart '

Swallowing apple pips does not result in trees growing out of your mouth.

There is no word in the language that rhymes with orange.

 

Clearly you don't watch QI

 

There is a place in Wales called Blorenge, Abergavenny and Gorringe (a surname) rhyme with orange. Blorenge has a famous car park in it. The horse, Foxhunter, is buried there.

There are no ducth elms left in britain.

edam is made backwards

I've had 2 1/2 years of free dvd rentals from lovefilm.com

my manflu headache hurts .

just cos a girl invites you to warrington, knowing you will have to stay there, having a quick kiss, and a couple of dances doesnt mean you wont end being sectioned

typewriter is the longest word you can make using only the top row of letters on a typewriter

Typewriter, repertoire and proprietor are the 3 joint-longest words with 10 digits each

Clearly you don't watch QI

 

There is a place in Wales called Blorenge, Abergavenny and Gorringe (a surname) rhyme with orange. Blorenge has a famous car park in it. The horse, Foxhunter, is buried there.

 

 

i should have said in the dictionary.

It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the 16th century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.

 

Was this when rouge was also applied to the genitals of ladies to make their lips stand out more?

The city of Moscow gets through two million bottles of vodka each day.

 

Good effort.

2 is an even number.

 

And is the only even prime number.

There are no ducth elms left in britain.

 

Actually you're wrong. My pet duck has an elm. I didn't know you had a lisp though.

Masturbating after chopping fresh chilli's is never a good idea.

Masturbating while chopping chillies is an even worse one.

Clearly you don't watch QI

 

Does anyone?

Chinese flag is red because it represents the blood spilled during the communist revolution

Evian is naive (backwards) as are the people who buy it

These place names all exist:-

 

Hopeulikit, Georgia

Knockemstiff, Ohio

Cut and Shoot, Texas

Slaughterville, Oklahoma

Jot 'Em Down, Texas

Rough And Ready, California

Faggarts Crossroads, NC.

Coward, South Carolina

Spunky Puddle, Ohio

 

PS re the orange rhyme thingy, proper nouns (place names, peoples names etc) do not count. And the two examples could be pronounced so as to not rhyme anyway.

Nob End, near Little Lever.