fact one - Female Koala bears have two vaginas and the male Koala bear has a forked penis - FACT

All females have 2 holes

8 if you include the belly button. Not sure if you can shag one of those though.

fact one - Female Koala bears have two vaginas and the male Koala bear has a forked penis - FACT

interesting?

Women can breath under water without any assistance.

Wimmin can bleed for a week without dying.

Wimmin can bleed for a week without dying.

 

More's the fucking pity.

Wimmin can talk under wet concrete.

Pigs can't look up.

All cheetahs are deaf

elephants can't jump

Elephants can't darn socks either!

it's impossible to lick your own elbow

A Pigs orgasm can last for 30 minutes.

 

The average human has about one breast and one testicle.

If your sat at your desk lift ya right leg up and rotate it clockwise then with your right hand draw the figure 6 and thee leg will go t'other way

Gypsies eat broken glass to appear 'hard' to outsiders.

A shark will only attack a Human if they are wet!

Wimmin can talk under wet concrete.

Wimmin can,

 

carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Wimmin can,

 

carry (drip out) semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

 

Women can get my attention with low cut tops on , i might not be able to hear what they say but

Any woman, no matter how fat or ugly can get a shag (if they want one) on a Friday/Saturday night - a bloke who is equally fat and ugly is not guaranteed the same

The Government will embark on a media campaign of 'good news spin' over the coming months to get folk feeling safe again.

 

Banks will redece business overdrafts (and the subsequent risk to them) and tell them to get these Government backed loans they fetched out yesterday instead.

Any woman, no matter how fat or ugly can get a shag (if they want one) on a Friday/Saturday night - a bloke who is equally fat and ugly is not guaranteed the same

Women will never be equal to men..

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

Women will never be equal to men..

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

There is no word in the language that rhymes with orange.

There is no word in the language that rhymes with orange.

 

Derange - easy.

 

 

Fish find it very difficult to masturbate.

typewriter is the longest word you can make using only the top row of letters on a typewriter