Why does everybody say "like" every sentence, like?

Do you work in Liverpool like?

Edited June 22, 200917 yr by no balls

Why does everybody say "like" every sentence, like?

 

Like i thought that was only Mickey Mousers like! and silly little yank tarts like!

beacuse they are cunts

Like i thought that was only Mickey Mousers like! and silly little yank tarts like!

You will get the yank wannabe these days saying Guy instead of bloke or fella, it's just not right for us.

 

I was talking to this Guy the other day

And what did you say to the Guy? Be careful with all that gunpowder you prick, you could hurt someone!

We all say it at work, it's become a habit now like.

 

But we only started saying it to take the piss out of our chavvy customers like.

We all say it at work, it's become a habit now like.

 

But we only started saying it to take the piss out of our chavvy customers like.

 

 

Geordies do it as well like y'nah?

 

I'll tell you one that grinds my gears -

 

Can I GET 20 Lamberts/vodka and coke/a new dilly please

 

instead of

 

Can I HAVE 20 Lamberts/vodka and coke/a new pilly please

 

Grrrrrr

Youse. Grates on me.

 

The plural of you is you.

 

Not youse, you.

Mancs who answer their own questions. Was it good, yeah? Do you like it, no?

People who say innit at the end of every sentance innit

People who say innit at the end of every sentance innit

 

Amen to that.

 

Londoners do it all the time. Especially asians. Drives me blinking potty!

Students talking with that fucking annoying accent, where everything ends like they're asking a question, like the aussie's - that really grinds my gears.

I've realized i say ' s'never ' as in

 

" I will do it s'never I get home "

For me it was the mancs i worked with who couldn't understand that "Lend means to give something and borrow means to take something" instead they would insist on " i'll borrow it to you "

Double negatives.

 

'I dint do nuffin, your Honour'

 

Which by defintion means you must have done something.

Working down near the forest of dean , a local numpty would insist on telling me how much he liked manchestonians, when i corrected him and told him it was mancunians his reply was " which part of the country they from then?"

Double negatives.

 

'I dint do nuffin, your Honour'

 

Which by defintion means you must have done something.

 

Going off thread - Did anyone see that drama "The Cops" years back when the chavvy bloke was in the dock and the fat PC (was it Roy Bramells or something?) was testifying. Went something like this:

 

Judge: "Are you suggesting that this officer of 20 years service, an impeccable record and commendations from the highest level fabricated his evidence to get you into court?"

 

Chav: "Don't care c.unt stitched me up!"

 

Didn't GMP withdraw their support/advice for the production after it cast them in a bad light?

Going off thread - Did anyone see that drama "The Cops" years back when the chavvy bloke was in the dock and the fat PC (was it Roy Bramells or something?) was testifying. Went something like this:

 

Judge: "Are you suggesting that this officer of 20 years service, an impeccable record and commendations from the highest level fabricated his evidence to get you into court?"

 

Chav: "Don't care c.unt stitched me up!"

 

Didn't GMP withdraw their support/advice for the production after it cast them in a bad light?

 

Found him

 

Another one is when people refer to crisps as "a pack of crisp"

 

idiots...I'd love it if they then received a packet with just one crisp in it

Another one is when people refer to crisps as "a pack of crisp"

 

idiots...I'd love it if they then received a packet with just one crisp in it

 

 

I have a mild lisp and it's a word I can't say!

I have a mild lisp and it's a word I can't say!

 

Can you not pluralise any words or is it just that one?

Can you not pluralise any words or is it just that one?

 

That would be lisps then.

I don't think you would pluralise it.

 

anyway, is it just scousers that call an ice lolly a lolly ice, are are ther other f?ckwits about that do the same?

Can you not pluralise any words or is it just that one?

 

Ones that end with an F, P. S & TH. Do you remember Bonnie Langford as a girl?