After months of internal wranglings, my record breaking transfer from Burnden Aces back to Wanderers Ways has now been completed.

 

For those of you that haven't followed my work over the last few years I am probably Bolton's biggest celebrity now that Peter Kay has retired from being funny. I started life on the BBC's 606 forum and later made notable contributions to Bolton Banter and The Wanderer.

 

I then moved to Wanderers Ways for the first time and set about infiltrating the famous WW clique. Unfortunately I was banned before I could bring these cads to justice.

 

However WW clearly needs me judging by the current standard and so my ban has been overturned by the Forum Police.

 

I look forward to showcasing my work.

Edited September 30, 200916 yr by Natasha

Did you cut & paste that from 2 years ago?

 

I'm all woman, I assure you.

 

picture evidence required.

picture evidence required.

 

Did you cut & paste that from 2 years ago?

 

I'm all woman, I assure you.

 

So, did you use the picture of a rough looking bint on your avatar on purpose to try and convince us then?

Natasha, you're the only female on this board that I have not had hot wild sex with, and they will all confirm that I was bloody good.

 

Well, apart from Exiled Gran because she'd just had a hip job and I was a bit too rough on the vinegars, and Mrs C because she's my mates ex and us men have rules.

 

Post me some pictures and I'll let you know if you're worthy of my attention.

Bullshit! It was your pisspoor effort that made me turn to the dyke side!

Bullshit! It was your pisspoor effort that made me turn to the dyke side!

 

There's always one.

 

Look, I was fucking arseholed and had the shits.

 

Get over it.

So, did you use the picture of a rough looking bint on your avatar on purpose to try and convince us then?

 

Was thinking exactly the same thing!!

There's always one.

 

Look, I was fucking arseholed and had the shits.

 

Get over it.

 

 

Get over it? That were fucking 400 thread count Egyptian cotton you ruined!!!

Is anyone running a book to see if 'it' gets to 100 posts?

It's an attention seeker (if not one of our mods) and thrives on responses so this is my last one

 

Hermaphrodite is now on my ignore list

Quite a funny thread this

Welcome back luv. Always one of me faves you were.

It's an attention seeker

 

Hmm, pot and kettle methinks.

Is anyone running a book to see if 'it' gets to 100 posts?

 

No odds available: it's a certainty.

Welcome back Natasha your posts have been missed, certainly from an entertainment value :p

 

 

 

As I now know the true identity of Natasha I'm open to offers of straight cash bunges. Who will start the bidding?

Welcome back Natasha your posts have been missed, certainly from an entertainment value :p

 

 

 

As I now know the true identity of Natasha I'm open to offers of straight cash bunges. Who will start the bidding?

 

if its an alias, id be extremely disappointed in you HW.

Welcome back Natasha your posts have been missed, certainly from an entertainment value :p

 

 

 

As I now know the true identity of Natasha I'm open to offers of straight cash bunges. Who will start the bidding?

2 old pence

Welcome back Natasha your posts have been missed, certainly from an entertainment value :p

 

 

 

As I now know the true identity of Natasha I'm open to offers of straight cash bunges. Who will start the bidding?

 

Ill bid a penny it's Traf a well known regular on here

if its an alias, id be extremely disappointed in you HW.

Nope not an alias at all, she's the real deal I'm afraid.

What a load of fucking bollocks

Edited September 30, 200916 yr by Horwich

Right, folks.

 

Natasha's back with us.

For how long? Time will tell.

 

She's not an alias of mine.

She's already grabbed your attention, which seems to suit her down to the ground.

Hopefully she's with us to make a decent contribution to the site.

 

So, let's get on with it.

 

Closing this now.