Guest Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 I too made a snowman in the front garden today. Took about 20 mins to make. Whilst admiring it through the window, I sees my next door neighbour making one. An hour later he's still pissing about with it. Must admit, the end product was pretty stunning. But..... what I'm trying to say is, he's put mine to shame! What an inconsiderate twat! Munich?
no balls Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 I too made a snowman in the front garden today. Took about 20 mins to make. Whilst admiring it through the window, I sees my next door neighbour making one. An hour later he's still pissing about with it. Must admit, the end product was pretty stunning. But..... what I'm trying to say is, he's put mine to shame! What an inconsiderate twat! Have they shut the curtains/blinds? Then go and kick it in! Job done.
Henry_VIII Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 I too made a snowman in the front garden today. Took about 20 mins to make. Whilst admiring it through the window, I sees my next door neighbour making one. An hour later he's still pissing about with it. Must admit, the end product was pretty stunning. But..... what I'm trying to say is, he's put mine to shame! What an inconsiderate twat! I made one on Haslem Park tennis courts years ago when the daughter was a baby. After an hour I thought I had done really well till I heard "You call that a snowman? This is a fuckin snowman" It was d**** who followed up with the classic line "We didnt have snow where I grew up" Daughter liked mine better though
Sir_Francis Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 Have they shut the curtains/blinds? Then go and kick it in! Job done. Considering I've lost both my legs, that will be quite hard.
no balls Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 Considering I've lost both my legs, that will be quite hard. Well no wonder your snowman's not that good then. Run it over & punch it instead.
Casino Posted December 20, 2009 Author Posted December 20, 2009 lost 'em where did you last have 'em?
Sir_Francis Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 I can't reel you 2 buggers in can I ? Well done.
seasoned Traveller Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 I drove over Woodhead today to get into work..............Deepest snow ever seen..........in this country
MickyD Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Made a major mistake today. I allowed my missus to talk me into going to Tesco in Bury. Roads all the way were clear. Tesco car park was a fucking ice rink. Queued to get out and half an hour later the only movement was the stupid bitch whose foot slipped onto her accellerator and rammed into my back end. Fortunately no damage except to the owd dear's pride. I then had an argument with a woman who was obviously tailgating the car in front of her to prevent me nipping into a gap. I went anyway as I was in my W reg rover 75 and she was in her 58 reg whatever-it-was. She stopped and gave me a right gobfull. The panic on her face as I got out of my car and approached hers; locking of doors, closing of windows. I bent over and said, "Merry Christmas!" She soiled her knickers; stupid cow!
Sir_Francis Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Spotted.......on Sunday on Leverhulme park...Harwood or Breightmet or wherever it is, a young kid sat on top of a sky HD box being pushed by his mate! Whatever happened to sledges ? ::
frank_spencer Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Made a major mistake today. I allowed my missus to talk me into going to Tesco in Bury. Roads all the way were clear. Tesco car park was a fucking ice rink. Queued to get out and half an hour later the only movement was the stupid bitch whose foot slipped onto her accellerator and rammed into my back end. Fortunately no damage except to the owd dear's pride. I then had an argument with a woman who was obviously tailgating the car in front of her to prevent me nipping into a gap. I went anyway as I was in my W reg rover 75 and she was in her 58 reg whatever-it-was. She stopped and gave me a right gobfull. The panic on her face as I got out of my car and approached hers; locking of doors, closing of windows. I bent over and said, "Merry Christmas!" She soiled her knickers; stupid cow! appart from the ice rink thing it's like that every saturday afternoon on there.
BWFC777 Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 Made a major mistake today. I allowed my missus to talk me into going to Tesco in Bury. Roads all the way were clear. Tesco car park was a fucking ice rink. Queued to get out and half an hour later the only movement was the stupid bitch whose foot slipped onto her accellerator and rammed into my back end. Fortunately no damage except to the owd dear's pride. I then had an argument with a woman who was obviously tailgating the car in front of her to prevent me nipping into a gap. I went anyway as I was in my W reg rover 75 and she was in her 58 reg whatever-it-was. She stopped and gave me a right gobfull. The panic on her face as I got out of my car and approached hers; locking of doors, closing of windows. I bent over and said, "Merry Christmas!" She soiled her knickers; stupid cow! that's the worst supermarket car park ever to get out of, snowing or not
Big_Girl_Oral_Explosion Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 (edited) dropped me daughter off at the youth disco at Lava in Preston last night at 7:30pm then made my way to kill some time at a mates house in Cotton which is 4 miles north of the centre. Black ice all the way, accidents left right and centre on the skid pan. apparently he says Preston are skint and cant afford any grit. Edited December 22, 2009 by Big_Girl_Oral_Explosion
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 The weather situation in my street has moved from 'mild inconvenience' to 'check the garage for ample supplies of Stella and wine'.
Big E Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 The weather situation in my street has moved from 'mild inconvenience' to 'check the garage for ample supplies of Stella and wine'. Is your chelsea tractor not allowing you to go where ever you so desire? I would have had money on that one being ideal
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 The Chelsea Tractor is indeed ideal for this weather and has been out without a problem since it started. Slip it into 'Winter' mode and its not even spun an inch. Heated seats are also vital becuase the leather is soooooo cold. By driving it too, I am also heating up the atmosphere thus getting Britain moving again. People should be thanking me. In fact I might drive round the estate and come to the rescue of vunerable old ladies who have run out of cowheel, gold top, and scratchcards.
no balls Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 It's proper coming down here at the Theatre of Total Football. In fact the lads are actually training. Weirdos!
little whitt Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 It's proper coming down here at the Theatre of Total Football. In fact the lads are actually training. Weirdos!look out the other window please NB whats the middlebrook like neeD a turkey from M&S
Big E Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 The Chelsea Tractor is indeed ideal for this weather and has been out without a problem since it started. Slip it into 'Winter' mode and its not even spun an inch. Heated seats are also vital becuase the leather is soooooo cold. By driving it too, I am also heating up the atmosphere thus getting Britain moving again. People should be thanking me. In fact I might drive round the estate and come to the rescue of vunerable old ladies who have run out of cowheel, gold top, and scratchcards. You are a good noble man smiffs. Single handedly getting britain moving again. Pitty the fucking wimmin in preston don't understand that their 4x4's can go faster than 5mph in this weather. fucking idiots!!!
blackleywhite Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 Been hammering it down in Trafford Park for the last hour. I might have to make an executive decision shortly.
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 I'm in a dilema too. I wanted to go to work for a few hours today but can easily do what I need to at home. However, Doris said she wanted a new winter coat for Xmas. I've got a few spare high-vis jackets, big padded beefy ones too, Company name on the back and everything, beltin they are, but they're in the office. It would be the final peice of a perfect Xmas and I think I should make the effort to finish it.
no balls Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 look out the other window please NB whats the middlebrook like neeD a turkey from M&S one word: Bedlam!
jayjayoghani Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 St Helens Rd and Deane Rd getting out of town are fecked. We're all going to die.
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 St Helens Rd and Deane Rd getting out of town are fecked. We're all going to die. i aint gunna be able to get feckin home!
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