Yes, I know you've all been saying that for years

But no, this is actually chilli sauce the London Whites picked up for me at a recent chilli festival and delivered at the game yesterday. Yum!

These crisps look pretty hot, on the scorchio website. they had a stand at the chilli fest in Cumbria over the weekend. http://www.scorchio.co.uk/blairs-death-rain-habanero-crisps-p-26.html?

So how is it, then?

 

Have you used the entire jar to garnish a single bacon buttie?

 

That's got to be the way forward.

So how is it, then?

 

Have you used the entire jar to garnish a single bacon buttie?

 

That's got to be the way forward.

 

you don't know him very well.

 

no bacon required for Satan, chilli butties will suffice

he does know him

 

loose cheeks n all that

I don't understand why people buy hot stuff like that and mega hot peppers etc, all it does is burn your mouth and probably makes you go toilet more. Just tasting burning.

Edited August 16, 201015 yr by DidledeeBwfc

I don't understand why people buy hot stuff like that and mega hot peppers etc, all it does is burn your mouth and probably makes you go toilet more. Just tasting burning.

 

Maybe they eat it as a cure for constipation?

I don't understand why people buy hot stuff like that and mega hot peppers etc, all it does is burn your mouth and probably makes you go toilet more. Just tasting burning.

 

I like to rub them on my cock

I don't understand why people buy hot stuff like that and mega hot peppers etc, all it does is burn your mouth and probably makes you go toilet more. Just tasting burning.

There's no gain without pain.

Mind you, best is to grow em yourself.

6 months of tender loving care followed by 3 hours of hell hunched on the shitter at 3 AM. It's life-affirming I tell you.

As the Bible itself says:

Job 30:27 (King James Version)

27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.

 

If it's good enough for Job, it's good enough for me

I like to rub them on my cock

 

same end result, Diddles gets a burned mouth

Do that and then put it in the gob of a wench who's just eaten a mouthful of hot chillis. It's the secret to a long and loving relationship.

 

She's done something extraordinary for you and there is fucks chance of anyone else touching a cock that looks like its spent a month in Chernobyl.

 

Winner winner chicken dinner.

So how is it, then?

 

Have you used the entire jar to garnish a single bacon buttie?

 

That's got to be the way forward.

 

Not had it yet - it's going to be a sneaked in starter down the Red Veil on Thursday

Hopefully some other poor fucker will be pissed enough to eat most of it

There's no gain without pain.

Mind you, best is to grow em yourself.

6 months of tender loving care followed by 3 hours of hell hunched on the shitter at 3 AM. It's life-affirming I tell you.

As the Bible itself says:

Job 30:27 (King James Version)

27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.

 

If it's good enough for Job, it's good enough for me

Wonder if that how "jobbie" is derived?

Wonder if that how "jobbie" is derived?

Blowed if I know

There's no gain without pain.

Mind you, best is to grow em yourself.

6 months of tender loving care followed by 3 hours of hell hunched on the shitter at 3 AM. It's life-affirming I tell you.

As the Bible itself says:

Job 30:27 (King James Version)

27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.

 

If it's good enough for Job, it's good enough for me

 

Will you have any little beauties for us this winter.....my bum is still sore from last years!

Will you have any little beauties for us this winter.....my bum is still sore from last years!

 

need to sort a meet or I will meet up with you when down your way SG

Will you have any little beauties for us this winter.....my bum is still sore from last years!

Lost me chilli growing mojo a bit - this year's planted lot have been a disaster

Got a couple of Trinidad Scorpions grown OK (no fruit yet though) and one random one which might be a 7-Pot. The latter are fuckers though - they don't absorb into any dish you cook, they just blast you asunder.

Mind you, it turns out I'm allergic to the cunts and suffer angioedema when I eat them and lots of other stuff in the absence of large doses of antihistamines; if it kicks in the symptoms vary from mild through to bad eg being woken up by the fact that my tongue has swollen to the size of my mouth and thus I can't breath. And EpiPens aren't all they're made out to be in terms of effectiveness.

So the cunts might kill me; but fuck it, we all go some time. And dying on the shitter was good enough for Elvis...

I like to rub them on my cock

I have a friend who went to the loo straight after chopping chillies.

 

According to his missus, there was a scream of pain, and he spent an afternoon with his nob in a pot of yoghurt.

 

Some people do that for fun, too...

I remember once dining with friends at a restaurant specializing in Indian cuisine.

At the end of the meal the asian gentleman who was our waiter for the evening mistakingly mistook my actions and body language towards him as someone who was about to 'do a runner' without paying the relevant coinage for the goods and services provided.

His hasty decision to call the kitchen staff to the confused scene in the restaurant, resulted in the chef grabbing my bollocks with his hand full of red hot chilli powder and sqeezing tightly.

 

The black Cab driver outside the establishment then refused to transport me and my guests (who were in quite a hurry to meet an appointment), because of the misinformation he had been given by the oversensitive Curry House manager.

 

My swollen tender Cojones were still stinging two days later.

I remember once dining with friends at a restaurant specializing in Indian cuisine.

At the end of the meal the asian gentleman who was our waiter for the evening mistakingly mistook my actions and body language towards him as someone who was about to 'do a runner' without paying the relevant coinage for the goods and services provided.

His hasty decision to call the kitchen staff to the confused scene in the restaurant, resulted in the chef grabbing my bollocks with his hand full of red hot chilli powder and sqeezing tightly.

 

The black Cab driver outside the establishment then refused to transport me and my guests (who were in quite a hurry to meet an appointment), because of the misinformation he had been given by the oversensitive Curry House manager.

 

My swollen tender Cojones were still stinging two days later.

 

Welcome back old pal! ::

5 Hababero plants spunking out chillies here, might have to wait next year for the nagas though.

Well as promised, it got its first outing down at the Red Veil just a few hours ago. All I can say right now is "ouch"; I'll be able to expand on that a bit further tomorrow morning no doubt

Well as promised, it got its first outing down at the Red Veil just a few hours ago. All I can say right now is "ouch"; I'll be able to expand on that a bit further tomorrow morning no doubt

 

Just for the record, I was in tatters, absolute tatters. 3 false starts just trying to get to the car to get to work. Never again

Just for the record, I was in tatters, absolute tatters. 3 false starts just trying to get to the car to get to work. Never again

until next time...............

Just for the record, I was in tatters, absolute tatters. 3 false starts just trying to get to the car to get to work. Never again

 

Enjoyed it, then?

 

Good.