Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Did you have a wank over any of the robots?

Not yet.

Shutter Island.......Wank

Really?

Not yet.

Which one would you wank over, Ava or the Asian one?

Which one would you wank over, Ava or the Asian one?

 

for the record: Asian one:

 

Which one would you wank over, Ava or the Asian one?

Both

Both

Is the correct answer

The Damned: Don't you wish that we were dead.

Saw the screening at "Home" last night. Great stuff if you were or are a fan. Captain Sensible is off his tits! Very funny in places.

Interstellar ont bluray. First film me and the Mrs have watched without dipping into our phones for years.

 

Really enjoyed it,had the Mrs in tears at one point and I was engrossed throughout.

 

The McConnaissance continues!

Interstellar ont bluray. First film me and the Mrs have watched without dipping into our phones for years.

Really enjoyed it,had the Mrs in tears at one point and I was engrossed throughout.

The McConnaissance continues!

Each to their own, but I thought it was a load of bollocks. Was an hour too long, and the last half hour was just plain ridiculous. There was more levity in Schindler's list. First time I've sat though a film that long and been desperate for it to end.

Con saved me writing that. Utter shit.

I'm wih Stevie, I liked it

I had had a bottle of Malbec though by the end so that might have helped.

So did I ???? (although it could have been a Rioja)

Edited June 14, 201511 yr by Big City Girl

Dumb and Dumber To. it made me laugh

Each to their own, but I thought it was a load of bollocks. Was an hour too long, and the last half hour was just plain ridiculous. There was more levity in Schindler's list. First time I've sat though a film that long and been desperate for it to end.

i was good with it till that bookcase bit, which spoiled it for me

Jaws is 40 this week

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3123999/How-Jaws-nearly-sank-without-trace-stars-hated-fake-shark-went-wonky-water-Spielberg-feared-d-monster-flop-40-years-BRIAN-VINER-tells-inside-story.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailceleb

Entourage was excellent

 

I love Jeremy Piven

Channel flicking before bed last night, some bloke dressed like a hobbit taking his robes off and grunting, to reveal he has a lob on, he then spits on his hands and starts rubbing his erect cock, then lies down and rests his head on the lap of a woman swathed in a burkha who sings a lullaby to him, then takes her hood off and it's Eva Mendes...Anyone else watch it?

Channel flicking before bed last night, some bloke dressed like a hobbit taking his robes off and grunting, to reveal he has a lob on, he then spits on his hands and starts rubbing his erect cock, then lies down and rests his head on the lap of a woman swathed in a burkha who sings a lullaby to him, then takes her hood off and it's Eva Mendes...Anyone else watch it?

Holy Motors on film 4. I tried but it just baffled me.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2076220/

Edited June 24, 201510 yr by Con

It was f*cking bizarre, and I've seen some bizarre films down the years, apparently the star of it, he's a massive name in France and very well regarded...

 

He can get a lob-on in front of cameras in case his regular film career ever goes into the doldrums.

 

It did draw me in somewhat, turned off when Kylie Minogue appeared looking a bit mumsy tbh, and started tunelessly singing some dirge.

 

Loads of good reviews of it on the 'net too.

From Guardian article on Jurassic World:

 

From what I’ve seen, the dinosaurs in Jurassic World are equal-opportunity devourers.

 

True, but early on in the film, after some pachycephalosauruses have escaped their sector, a character utters the line: “The pachys are out of containment.”

 

So what?

It sounds as if she’s saying: “The Pakis are out of containment.”

Paddington is a masterpiece. Can't quite believe just how good it is. Borrow some kids if you don't have any, and enjoy.

 

Not sure I've ever watched a better constructed kids film.

I concur

 

Paddington is very good

It sounds as if she’s saying: “The Pakis are out of containment.”

Heard that when I saw it last weekend - and thought to myself - did I really just hear that?

Selma is a good watch too. Remarkable how these events were just 50 years ago.