had a 4ft kermit the frog cut a hole were a birds gash is put a load of wet look gel in it and set about in like a boy possessed fuck me it felt great

F?cking Hell Fire! I think I prefer it when I can't decipher.

oh my god

 

im in real, real pain

 

littlewhit you are my hero

had a 4ft kermit the frog cut a hole were a birds gash is put a load of wet look gel in it and set about in like a boy possessed fuck me it felt great

 

Good grief

Come on Didle, don't be shy, tell the class.

Come on Didle, don't be shy, tell the class.

 

He's no stories yet. Inanimate or otherwise.

is "shaged" something you do with a puppet frog and different from when you've "shagged" a woman?

Not me

 

Gumbo

 

Pint pot

 

Mince meat

 

Gap between cushions on the couch

 

Flatmate walked in

Not me

 

Gumbo

 

Pint pot

 

Mince meat

 

Gap between cushions on the couch

 

Flatmate walked in

 

 

I've done that.

threads like this should have a too funny to open at work tag.

I also nearly shagged Big E in Berlin.

I also nearly shagged Big E in Berlin.

He does have fantastic tits

Wife's just come upstairs and asked what was wrong with me.

 

Me: Nothing

 

Her: Why are there tears rolling down your cheeks?

 

Me: Take a look at this thread on WW

 

Her Oh------my-----God! (Pauses for effect I think)

 

Cheers LW, let's open this up to the Stokies and see if they still think their site is slightly more depraved than this one!

I've done that.

 

Aye, me too

Aye, me too

 

How did you rate it?

How did you rate it?

 

Well i was staying at my Grannies over the summer, bored shitless. Couldn't have been that good as i never came, sure it felt belting at the time....roll on 3 months i did managed a wee spunk fucking the mattress

This time last year I was on Champix to help quit smoking. Thing is, they make you tremendoulsy horny at night with some of the most vivid dreams imaginable. I was literally a the worlds best sex king (in my dreams), shagged everything and anything, and couldn't wait to get to bed some nights.

 

Anyway, I'm one of these people who has to sleep with a leg out of the bed, trouble is I often end up with half the duvet rolled up between my thighs.

 

Coupled with the Champix, on quite a few occassions I woke up with a raging pork on, fairly convinced I'd been boning the bedding.

LW has entred the comp for Platinum Suite tickets, I hope to god he gets them

LW has entred the comp for Platinum Suite tickets, I hope to god he gets them

 

I don't - It'll be the last one ever!

I don't - It'll be the last one ever!

It's ok he got the answer wrong anyway

Got it wrong or you just couldn't understand his answer?

had a 4ft kermit the frog cut a hole were a birds gash is put a load of wet look gel in it and set about in like a boy possessed fuck me it felt great

 

 

is wet look gel better than normal gel then?

is wet look gel better than normal gel then?

 

 

Are you saying your lady's love juice is not just like insette spikey wet gel?

Are you saying your lady's love juice is not just like insette spikey wet gel?

 

 

ah..... now you mention it........no

Happy Shopper wet look gel, made my spider haircut look even more