I'm certainly no royalist, but i thought the whole thing was fcuking magnificent. One in the eye for the folk that come here and criticise our way of life and our values. No other country in the world could have done a better job, and it made me feel proud.

Ps...... the bride is an absolute fcukin beaut.

Was travelling to Wales so missed it. Actually, that's a lie, I caught a bit when she arrived at church and got walked down the aisle by her dad. Looked like something out of a fairytale. Everyone I've spoke to since said it was an amazing spectacle and made everyone feel very proud of our little Isle.

 

Thought her sister looked fit.

Was travelling to Wales so missed it. Actually, that's a lie, I caught a bit when she arrived at church and got walked down the aisle by her dad. Looked like something out of a fairytale. Everyone I've spoke to since said it was an amazing spectacle and made everyone feel very proud of our little Isle.

 

Thought her sister looked fit.

 

 

I'd fuck her senseless

 

 

perfect

 

 

pablo needs help

 

 

actually looking at it, the seam doesnt run down the centre of her spine to the bum crack so has ruined it

would smash her back door right in

would smash her back door right in

 

i bet she'd let you, too

 

it'd be all her birthdays and christmasses

i bet she'd let you, too

 

it'd be all her birthdays and christmasses

 

Hate to break it to you, but if you look at her list of former boyfriends, you'll soon realise you're completely beneath her contempt.

 

Very high standards that one.

erm, yes

 

i know

Hate to break it to you, but if you look at her list of former boyfriends, you'll soon realise you're completely beneath her contempt.

 

Very high standards that one.

 

 

but thay are described as mere commoners so surely we have a chance, well I do

but thay are described as mere commoners so surely we have a chance, well I do

 

A failed cricketer..... that's no competition for Little Whitt.

I didn't see any of the wedding. I decided to go and dump some rubbish at the tip instead.

Far more enjoyable.

Then you missed out on the Brits doing something we're actually good at. Each to their own.

Then you missed out on the Brits doing something we're actually good at. Each to their own.

 

What's that? Spunking millions up the wall on a shindig for the chinless?

 

By the way, I throughly enjoyed it.

Then you missed out on the Brits doing something we're actually good at. Each to their own.

 

I missed nothing IMO. 2 strangers getting wed.

 

Fuck the monarchy.

What's that? Spunking millions up the wall on a shindig for the chinless?

 

By the way, I throughly enjoyed it.

 

Anything under a ?1bn bill would be the best spent money in the entire government budget this year.

 

500 years of crap adverts in the style other countries play on Eurosport wouldn't have the advertising value of that event - a boost to tourism, but also exports in general.

What's that? Spunking millions up the wall on a shindig for the chinless?

 

By the way, I throughly enjoyed it.

 

 

2 sentences and you've pretty much summed up the British public. Love a good whine and love a good bit of pomp.

5 million in revenue in Oxford Street alone!FWIW i watched it and enjoyed it,even more so because of Pippa!

I had a day at Alton Towers. 2 people getting wed, I don't know personally, doesn't interest me at all.

Bad example Ryan! 22 people who i don't know personally kicking a football around for 90 minutes fills me with so much joy it's unreal!

I watched the NFL draft I'd recorded from the night before and a belting Icelandic film called M?rin on dvd.

 

Just didn't interest me in the slightest.

I missed nothing IMO. 2 strangers getting wed.

 

Fuck the monarchy.

 

A marvellous event. Great to see my future king marry a true English rose.

 

GSTQ. Long to reign o'er us.

A marvellous event. Great to see my future king marry a true English rose.

 

GSTQ. Long to reign o'er us.

 

Good Morning Mr Predictable!

I thought you might have a nibble.

I missed nothing IMO. 2 strangers getting wed.

 

Fuck the monarchy.

 

Spot on.

 

Bullshit like this makes me embarrassed to be a member of the human race. Entire nations suddenly behaving like brain damaged chimps because a couple of undeservedly privileged cunts who they'll never even make eye contact with are swapping saliva on the balcony of their mansion. It's beyond my comprehension how grown adults can claim to feel proud of it all, yet not be labelled a fucking retard. It confirms to me that we're a nation of pathetic, confused, emotional wrecks.