Has today signed Faye from Stoke, allegedly offered Gardner a contract and has had a bid rejected for Nolan. How long before we receive a call for SKD?

good god

 

you mancs and aussies really are way too detached from my town

 

 

trevor brooking

the west ham mafia in the media

tevezgate

harry fcuking redkapp

the olympic stadium

 

 

how long a list do you need

trevor brooking - Never had a problem with him. Love of the game and England

 

the west ham mafia in the media - Agreed (well fat Mart rather than Mafia) which is the reason why they would be my pick to go down above the teams I mentioned but not enough to hate them

 

tevezgate - Only upset that Sam A didnt pull this off. 3rd party ownership! So what! We played the loan system to the edge at the time and probably pushed a rule or two to the edge, but Tevezgate didnt/doesnt get me going I am afraid

 

harry fcuking redkapp - Yes but more of a cockney thing for me rather than associating him to West Ham

 

the olympic stadium - My preferred ending. Rather them than Spurs getting the land on the cheap.

 

 

I have real rival not like you Bury types with your Rochdales

Edited June 17, 201115 yr by SalfordOriginal

Munichs

Wigan

Liverpool

Blackburn

Bury

West Ham

OK mate but I am becoming a confused Trotter. Don't get the strong feelings about WHU - a bit of a non entity for mine - far greater dislikes in football including the antichrists, Rovers, Bury etc. Likewise, I really don't get the comments about not hating the DMB's as much as certain other clubs.

 

It's just unBoltonian, that's what it is. A few of us will cling to the traditions..............

 

Am guessing you were fortunate enough not to be in the country in that week before we went head to head for the drop on the last day

 

The media love in was horrible

 

Ray Winstone on SSN every 5 minutes

 

Bobby Moore's widow even got wheeled out on GMTV

 

and Martin Samuel led the charge with daily rants on how Fat Sam and Bolton would ruin the English game

 

and all them twats on KUMB were lapping it up

Am guessing you were fortunate enough not to be in the country in that week before we went head to head for the drop on the last day

 

The media love in was horrible

 

Ray Winstone on SSN every 5 minutes

 

Bobby Moore's widow even got wheeled out on GMTV

 

and Martin Samuel led the charge with daily rants on how Fat Sam and Bolton would ruin the English game

 

and all them twats on KUMB were lapping it up

 

Bolty mate I'm old school and like you hate the DMBs with a vengance. In fact a local brewery round here, Cheddar Ales, makes a beer called Gorge Best and I refuse to drink it or buy it in a round simply because the connotation.

 

Any way despite WHU not being a traditional enemy I'm afraid Zico has got it spot on with the above synopsis.

 

and Martin Samuel led the charge with daily rants on how Fat Sam and Bolton would ruin the English game

 

 

 

In fairness, I dont see how our transfer policy and youth team policy at the time helped it

In fairness, I dont see how our transfer policy and youth team policy at the time helped it

 

did not give a fuck at the time

 

us first, England second

 

and as always mentioned, West Ham's plight was more damning about the quality of English football

Bolty mate I'm old school and like you hate the DMBs with a vengance. In fact a local brewery round here, Cheddar Ales, makes a beer called Gorge Best and I refuse to drink it or buy it in a round simply because the connotation.

 

Any way despite WHU not being a traditional enemy I'm afraid Zico has got it spot on with the above synopsis.

 

 

Cassies list is all known to me. Still doesn't tempt me to have them down as anything other than non entity point donators.

 

I have around a dozen mates in our scooter club who are West Ham. You might think this has coloured my judgement but no, I was indifferent about them before I knew this lot.

 

Now that BSA is there, I wish them well until they are back in the same division as us.

 

Glad to hear you are still true to BWFC traditions, H

I hate every fucker.

Reports suggest that JOB is on trial now at West Ham!

Am guessing you were fortunate enough not to be in the country in that week before we went head to head for the drop on the last day

 

The media love in was horrible

 

Ray Winstone on SSN every 5 minutes

 

Bobby Moore's widow even got wheeled out on GMTV

 

and Martin Samuel led the charge with daily rants on how Fat Sam and Bolton would ruin the English game

 

and all them twats on KUMB were lapping it up

 

 

I agree I hate West Ham, trouble is longer I live down here my hatred for southern teams grows stronger. Realised this last year when I found myself wanting us to beat Spurs more than Blackburn or even Utd!

 

Local derbies mean less as you live away, but the chance to walk into work giving stick to Spurs fans ( in my opinion the most supported team in London) means much more to me now.

 

Also there ate tons of West Ham fans in Crawley as they are all old east end who got moved to new towns and I've never come across one who doesn't hate northerners.

I agree I hate West Ham, trouble is longer I live down here my hatred for southern teams grows stronger. Realised this last year when I found myself wanting us to beat Spurs more than Blackburn or even Utd!

 

Local derbies mean less as you live away, but the chance to walk into work giving stick to Spurs fans ( in my opinion the most supported team in London) means much more to me now.

 

Also there ate tons of West Ham fans in Crawley as they are all old east end who got moved to new towns and I've never come across one who doesn't hate northerners.

The only thing i like about the coming season is hearing the baying Bishop Stropford fans, having to play in the Blue Square Conferance North.

Also there ate tons of West Ham fans in Crawley as they are all old east end who got moved to new towns and I've never come across one who doesn't hate northerners.

 

I hope you tell the gypo cunts that we hate them as much as they hate us

 

Also there ate tons of West Ham fans in Crawley as they are all old east end who got moved to new towns and I've never come across one who doesn't hate northerners.

 

 

Opposite from me. I have about a dozen Hammers who are mates in the scooter club. Yes, we still have the Essex Chav and Northern Monkey banter but they are good lads. I have had some fun with the cheeky fookers over the last few seasons with the 'points donor' jibes.

 

They like a pint, love all the proper foods like mushy peas, babbies yeds and Lancashire Parkin.

 

Can't fault em really. A laugh once they start the banter with the Yids who are the other biggest supported club in our SC.

 

Being fair, I used to hate the b?stards following England. C?nts to a man with that 'West Ham England' shite.

They like a pint, love all the proper foods like mushy peas, babbies yeds and Lancashire Parkin.

Bollocks, I'm not having that, nobody outside of Lancashire has ever heard of Parkin, let alone tasted it.

 

And....if they really have had Parkin, have they also had Black Peas? - proper Lancs fayre (ask MickyD how they are best made, as he is an officionado)

Well going on my meetings, West Ham fans are tramps, Spurs fans outnumber everyone, Arsenal fans come from Kent and Chelsea fans are nutters.

Bollocks, I'm not having that, nobody outside of Lancashire has ever heard of Parkin, let alone tasted it.

And....if they really have had Parkin, have they also had Black Peas? - proper Lancs fayre (ask MickyD how they are best made, as he is an officionado)

 

 

You are so way off the mark with that one. There's a couple of them I have taught to make it now because they love it that much. One in particular worries me a little. He has taken to zapping it in the microwave and putting a blob of vanilla ice cream on it. Raves about it. Just not natural.

 

Oh, and 'outside Lancashire' is wrong too. Them horrible tightfisted Yorkies have a version of it too.

 

Not introduced the spammers to black peas but they love the mushy peas.

 

Edited to add this:-

 

LANCASHIRE PARKIN

 

Ingredients to make one loaf:-

 

4oz. (115g) of Wholemeal Self Raising flour

4oz. (115g) of Medium Oatmeal

4oz. (115g) of Flora Original

4oz. (115g) of Raw Sugar

8oz. (230g) of CSR Black Treacle

1 egg

0.5oz. (14.5g) Ground Ginger

0.25oz. (7g) Mixed Spice

0.25oz. (7g) Nutmeg

60ml (4 tablespoons) Milk

 

Method

 

Line a (preferably non stick) loaf tin with Gladwrap baking paper (alternatively, thoroughly grease tin with Flora).

 

In a bowl, mix together the flour, spices and oatmeal. Beat the egg with the milk and leave in jug.

 

Melt the Flora, treacle and raw sugar together in a large pan. Once all crystalline sugar is completely melted, remove from heat and allow it to cool for two minutes.

 

Empty the flour/spice/oatmeal mixture and the milk/egg mixture simultaneously into the slightly cooled treacle mixture and use an electric whisk at lowest speed to thoroughly mix the ingredients (this prevents the oatmeal forming clumps).

 

Empty ingredients into the prepared loaf tin and bake for 90 minutes at 165C.

 

Cool on a wire tray or similar. Recommended that Parkin be stored for at least 7 days before cutting.

Edited July 9, 201114 yr by bolty58

CSR Treacle?

 

We'll use Silver Spoon, thanks!

 

CSR Treacle?

 

We'll use Silver Spoon, thanks!

 

 

 

No - you're wrong. It's this one:

 

 

 

 

And Eidur is rumoured to be joining the Bolton South revolution now. How may is that?

Edited July 10, 201114 yr by Gonk

Ohhhhhhh, Parkin from Park Cake bakery is absolute beautiful.

No - you're wrong. It's this one:

 

 

 

 

And Eidur is rumoured to be joining the Bolton South revolution now. How may is that?

 

Gonk, you're wrong.

 

I'll tell you why: Lyle's is Scottish.

Gonk, you're wrong.

 

I'll tell you why: Lyle's is Scottish.

 

He might be Scottish but he had the good sense to met Mr Tate who came from Chorley.

But it's Lyle's again now, not Tate & Lyle.

And even then it'd be half Jocko.

...and so, back to West Ham. Straight back up?

...and so, back to West Ham. Straight back up?

 

Not a certainty but they should be up there, with the team that BSA is building most other seasons they'd be one of the certs but the Championship could be a great watch next season because any one of about 12 teams could go up.