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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14201796

 

 

not sure whats wrong with this one, i use it all the time.

 

22. Train station. My teeth are on edge every time I hear it.

Who started it? Have they been punished?

 

 

this one, really gets on my tits!

 

40.I am increasingly hearing the phrase "that'll learn you" -

when the English (and more correct) version was always "that'll teach you".

What a ridiculous phrase

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I am increasingly hearing the phrase "that'll learn you"

 

It proper gets on people's nerves does that.

Does Tabitha not understand the concept of irony then?

 

 

Not sure about how it's American though. :blink:

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It proper gets on people's nerves does that.

Does Tabitha not understand the concept of irony then?

 

 

Not sure about how it's American though. :blink:

 

Agreed. Tabitha sounds proper thick. Next she'll be saying "thunk" isn't a proper word.

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Not quite an Americanism but using 'us' instead of 'our' drive me up the wall, asin 'get us own house'.

 

That's Yorkshire speak innit?

 

 

 

Gets on my tits when instead of saying "9am 'til 5pm" folk say, "9 while 5". Where the fuck does the "while" come from?? :blink:

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That's Yorkshire speak innit?

 

 

 

Gets on my tits when instead of saying "9am 'til 5pm" folk say, "9 while 5". Where the fuck does the "while" come from?? :blink:

 

 

I think that's East Lancashire. And yes, it's a bit odd.

It annoys me when people say they "Hafort" or "Gotfort". My mate has a really strong Bolton accent to the point of what appears to be a different language sometimes.

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That's Yorkshire speak innit?

 

 

 

Gets on my tits when instead of saying "9am 'til 5pm" folk say, "9 while 5". Where the fuck does the "while" come from?? :blink:

:nea:

 

Do you ever wake up of a night time?

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Can seat numbers 1 through 60 please come to the departure gate?

 

Did she mean 1 TO 60?

 

As that would be a tannoy announcement only seat numbers 1, 2 and 60 would go to the departure gate. Seats 3 to 59 would be waiting for their numbers to be called.

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Was watching the new series of the Irish Dragon's Den last night (no, there isn't a punchline to this).

 

Whenever they said Euros, ie "You can have 110% of my business for fifty thousand Euros". They didn't actually say "Euros". They said "Euro".

 

Really started to piss me off. Even the voiceover guy got in on the act. "Seamus, the thick Paddy cunt, is willing to sell half of his potato for two thousand Euro."

 

 

Grrr.

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Was watching the new series of the Irish Dragon's Den last night (no, there isn't a punchline to this).

 

Whenever they said Euros, ie "You can have 110% of my business for fifty thousand Euros". They didn't actually say "Euros". They said "Euro".

 

Really started to piss me off. Even the voiceover guy got in on the act. "Seamus, the thick Paddy cunt, is willing to sell half of his potato for two thousand Euro."

 

 

Grrr.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/

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it wasn't on BBC, but thanks ever so much anyway.

 

 

How about:

 

Dear Dave TV,

Blah Blah Blah...................................

 

 

Yours

 

Daz of Lickul Bowton.

x

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Was watching the new series of the Irish Dragon's Den last night (no, there isn't a punchline to this).

 

Whenever they said Euros, ie "You can have 110% of my business for fifty thousand Euros". They didn't actually say "Euros". They said "Euro".

 

Really started to piss me off. Even the voiceover guy got in on the act. "Seamus, the thick Paddy cunt, is willing to sell half of his potato for two thousand Euro."

 

 

Grrr.

 

 

a few years back, i was in tenerife and some girl i was talking to kept saying "euro", but in a funny european accent (which i cant barely say, never mind type phonetically)

 

i felt like kicking her in her fanny bulge, it was that annoying.

 

 

 

 

 

about 34C btw

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I would think that the EC official standard is that the monetary unit is EURO in both singular and plural. I appreciate that this goes against the rules for English speakers. I've just looked at the money I returned with from my last trip to Europe. The notes all say 50 Euro, 10 Euro etc. No S at the end.

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Just thinking about this Euro/Euros debate, how about you turn the argument back to Her Majesty''s coinage. Whenever most people talk about the price of stuff they say, for example:

 

Have you seen the price of petrol? Damned near five pound a gallon.

 

They might just as well say five pounds a gallon

 

The thing is, I bet you use both if you think about it.

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