in response to a number of requests and the evidence that we have a number of social misfits and mentally deficient types, we have held negotiations with a respected poster and as of today we introduce a new service

 

wways very own agony advice, with granny NB

 

any questions

 

no holds barred

 

she says she'll take all comers

Edited September 2, 201114 yr by Casino

 

 

she says she'll take all comers

 

Even those with poor directional control?

in response to a number of requests and the evidence that we have a number of social misfits and mentally deficient types, we have held negotiations with a respected poster and as of today we introduce a new service

 

wways very own agony advice, with granny NB

 

any questions

 

no holds barred

 

she says she'll take all comers

Can't say it.....

 

Too easy......

Even those with poor directional control?

Quick fingered bastud

Quick fingered bastud

 

That's why the ladies love me.

NB, in your experience is good form to go straight from brown to pink or brown to mouth? or should one wash first. Thanks in advance.

NB, in your experience is good form to go straight from brown to pink or brown to mouth? or should one wash first. Thanks in advance.

 

Ah, the old ATM poser, nice and easy start for NB

Edited September 2, 201114 yr by athywhite1958

NB, in your experience is good form to go straight from brown to pink or brown to mouth? or should one wash first. Thanks in advance.

 

 

C86, I think the first question you have to ask yourself is, why do you feel the need to use the brown pocket? If it's because your lady has got an enormous love cave then I have leaflets on pelvic floor exercises she may need to borrow. If it's because of your sexual deviance then maybe you have to look at the idea you may have sausage jocket tendencies.

If you insist on doing such vile practices, then why not have some handi wipes on the bedside table for a quick clean.

HTH.

wways very own agony advice, with granny NB

 

 

C86, I think the first question you have to ask yourself is, why do you feel the need to use the brown pocket? If it's because your lady has got an enormous love cave then I have leaflets on pelvic floor exercises she may need to borrow. If it's because of your sexual deviance then maybe you have to look at the idea you may have sausage jocket tendencies.

If you insist on doing such vile practices, then why not have some handi wipes on the bedside table for a quick clean.

HTH.

 

 

Thanks NB, I was just curious, "a mate" said that they go straight from brown to mouth on Red Tube... I didn't think it was good form.

in response to a number of requests and the evidence that we have a number of social misfits and mentally deficient types, we have held negotiations with a respected poster and as of today we introduce a new service

 

wways very own agony advice, with granny NB

 

any questions

 

no holds barred

 

she says she'll take all comers

 

 

HBAHT?

Nb When wimmin who know fuck all about football say its just a game what should be the sensible response be and also the gungho response be?

Nb When wimmin who know fuck all about football say its just a game what should be the sensible response be and also the gungho response be?

 

Knock her out. If you're a pacifist then wipe your old man on her bathroom face flannel.

HTH

Knock her out. If you're a pacifist then wipe your old man on her bathroom face flannel.

HTH

More of a lover than a fighter would smashing her mams back doors in suffice?

More of a lover than a fighter would smashing her mams back doors in suffice?

 

Sounds like you don't really need my advice do you?

Whatever your plans, I wish you all the best.

Beltin ill let you know how i get on

My mate has asked me to send this in....

 

 

Dear NB,

 

If it's the early evening and I find I've run out of milk, is it in anyway acceptable for me to go to the supermarket wearing my slippers? - or if it's very late in the evening is it OK to go in full pyjamas and dressing gown

Edited September 2, 201114 yr by CWP

My mate has asked me to send this in....

 

 

Dear NB,

 

If it's the early evening and I find I've run out of milk, is it in anyway acceptable for me to go to the supermarket wearing my slippers? - or if it's very late in the evening is it OK to go in full pyjamas and dressing gown

 

Attire is all relative, CWP.

If your mate lives on Johnny Fow or in Liverpool, then I'd say yes otherwise the natives will rumble them as an outsider. If they live elsewhere then no.

May I suggest your mate stores some Waitrose UHT skimmed long life in the larder so dilemmas like this don't occur if future. It's not a perfect resolution, but will save you from looking like scutter in public.

HTH.

As it's Friday afternoon, for many Boltonian's it's the traditional chippy tea.

 

My question is this:

Is it acceptable practice to take your own pyrex-type dish to the chippy?

As it's Friday afternoon, for many Boltonian's it's the traditional chippy tea.

 

My question is this:

Is it acceptable practice to take your own pyrex-type dish to the chippy?

do folk really still do that? - they'll be the sort still wearing their slippers no doubt

dear Dr NB

i have a new girlfriend with 5 kids but has a tight flower.OR is my cock just small

dear Dr NB

i have a new girlfriend with 5 kids but has a tight flower.OR is my cock just small

 

There's only one way to find out. At your next rendez-vous in the Flying Flute, maybe she can assess it.

 

As it's Friday afternoon, for many Boltonian's it's the traditional chippy tea.

 

My question is this:

Is it acceptable practice to take your own pyrex-type dish to the chippy?

 

 

I think it is still the tradition in some places. & to be fair, I think it's a good idea if you want more chips and to keep them warm on the journey home. My issue would arise if some dirty bastard put the peas on the top. Peas should always be in a seperate receptacle.

There's only one way to find out. At your next rendez-vous in the Flying Flute, maybe she can assess it.

 

 

 

I was mid first date with Undies and that dwarf tuened up out of the blue and ruined a budding possible romance.

 

& in answer to LW, I'd say the latter. Are the children various shades of colour & does she have a wet room?

dear nb

 

 

A FRIEND OF MINE has some skiddy undies after 1 days wear, should he change them tomorrow or just turn them inside out and carry on wearing them.

dear nb

 

 

A FRIEND OF MINE has some skiddy undies after 1 days wear, should he change them tomorrow or just turn them inside out and carry on wearing them.

 

 

How skiddy are they? You see, I dear "your friend" has more than skidded them, in fact, I suspect they're similar to Bobby Sands'.

Put them in a bucket outside the back door, fill it with bleach and hot water (and a scoop of vanish if you can be arsed looking for it), leave them over night and then, and only then, make your good lady wife put them in with the regular wash.