Wasn't expecting this one so soon.

 

He's sat in the bath now, and has just been messing about with his bollocks and asked "what are these Dad, what are they for?"

 

Now, as i see it I have limited options:

 

1) Tell him they are called testicles and are for making babies with.

2) Tell him they are called balls and for now all he needs to concern himself with is making sure no-one kicks him.

3) Ignore him

 

I know he's certain to tell his teacher and mates about his latest discovery at school tomorrow.

 

Tricky.

has he not asked you why your shit smells so much ?

Forget about it, by tomorrow, so will he

Christmas is coming, just make sure you got him the most important thing on his wish list

io'm hoping you took him out of the bath before you logged on to ask the question ...

4 Years old ??? Distract him with some bubbles on your chin !

Option 2.

 

Honesty (of a fashion) is the best policy.

I bottled it and told him it was a pair of cameras put there by Father Christmas to make sure he behaved.

 

He's not stopped staring at his groin since. But by fuck he's behaved.

I bottled it and told him it was a pair of cameras put there by Father Christmas to make sure he behaved.

 

He's not stopped staring at his groin since. But by fuck he's behaved.

 

Haha, genius!

 

your kid will be paranoid for the rest of his life but still. Genius!

I bottled it and told him it was a pair of cameras put there by Father Christmas to make sure he behaved.

 

He's not stopped staring at his groin since. But by fuck he's behaved.

same thing bathing my niece, wanted to know what her nipples were for. 17 years old for fuck's sake

Edited December 7, 201114 yr by Maggie Tate

I can't wait for tomorrow thread starting.....so we have been called into the school

I bottled it and told him it was a pair of cameras put there by Father Christmas to make sure he behaved.

 

He's not stopped staring at his groin since. But by fuck he's behaved.

Give him a few years and when some lass is piping him off and she's got a one eyed snake staring at her, he'll say "now be good because Santa is watching you"

Give him a few years and when some lass is piping him off and she's got a one eyed snake staring at her, he'll say "now be good because Santa is watching you"

 

What more could any Father do for his son?

 

He's due to go and see Santa on Saturday, something tells me I may be on the end of some awkward questions if he asks a strange man in a fake beard why he decided to put cameras down his y fronts.

Give him a few years and when some lass has got a one eyed snake staring at her and is worrying about "protection", he'll say "don't worry, Santa only comes once a year"

I bottled it and told him it was a pair of cameras put there by Father Christmas to make sure he behaved.

 

He's not stopped staring at his groin since. But by fuck he's behaved.

 

 

Fuckin 'ell Stu, genius!!!

Wasn't expecting this one so soon.

 

He's sat in the bath now, and has just been messing about with his bollocks and asked "what are these Dad, what are they for?"

 

Now, as i see it I have limited options:

 

1) Tell him they are called testicles and are for making babies with.

2) Tell him they are called balls and for now all he needs to concern himself with is making sure no-one kicks him.

3) Ignore him

 

I know he's certain to tell his teacher and mates about his latest discovery at school tomorrow.

 

Tricky.

 

Tell him there for scratching in the mornings. HTH

Edited December 8, 201114 yr by bwfcryan86

Give him a few years and when some lass is piping him off and she's got a one eyed snake staring at her, he'll say "now be good because Santa is watching you"

 

:: just spat tea all over works PC