"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

 

So you've had a car accident and you've not quite died, but you're left as a vegetable in a coma....how the fuck does that make you stronger?

Whay annoys me is when people say goodbye " See you later" I fuckin tell em, NO I wont see you later. Also the word " Basically" agghhhhhhhhhhh,now that word annoys.

 

 

 

 

 

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Especially when the bloke who said it was ill most of his life with mental health problems & tertiary syphilis.

 

You can shove your Existentialism up your arse.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

 

So you've had a car accident and you've not quite died, but you're left as a vegetable in a coma....how the fuck does that make you stronger?

 

Have you been reading Christopher Hitchens latest article?

 

What doesn't kill me, can only make me stronger?

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Have you been reading Christopher Hitchens latest article?

 

What doesn't kill me, can only make me stronger?

 

No, but i made the mistake of opening the link - it goes on,and on.Got bored and bagged it.

Salt of the earth that bloke

 

Aye course he was!

'cheers'

 

meaning bye, not thanks

 

FUCK OFF

"Can I get" normally preceding "a skinny mocha latte".

No, but i made the mistake of opening the link - it goes on,and on.Got bored and bagged it.

 

Not much of a reader then. I can't say I'm surprised.

I'm not being funny but......

 

Oh but you are

"Can I get"

I'm not happy with that one either

 

I also hate it when you ask somebody "How are you" and they say "Not bad for a Thursday" (or whatever day it happens to be) - what a fucking ridicluous thing to say. I also used to work with an absolute cock who would reply with "Not three bad, not three bad" he was a proper prick.

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Martinez was on talkshite this morning and he rolled it out a few times with the old "small margins".

Usually footballers interviewed on tv or radio that start their answer to a probing question with....yeah no or sometimes....no yeah.

So annoying!

I'm not happy with that one either

 

I also hate it when you ask somebody "How are you" and they say "Not bad for a Thursday" (or whatever day it happens to be) - what a fucking ridicluous thing to say. I also used to work with an absolute cock who would reply with "Not three bad, not three bad" he was a proper prick.

 

Did he wear Colin Hunt jumpers?

Anyhow,he can't be as bad the manager of one of the mills I used to have to go to in deepest darkest Yorkshire (Cross Hills).

His two favourite sayings, which he used to blurt out spontaneously were:

 

We're not far off reet.

 

Appen as maybe.

Not a saying, but people who say 'genre' really irritate me

"Literally" like "I literally jumped a mile", no you didn't you twat, you metaphorically jumped a mile.

Touch base

not so much a saying, but people who speak in double negatives....."I ain't done nothing" - speak properly you cunt

 

also people who get "lend" and "borrow" the wrong way around - gormless bunch of cunt-sponges

Fucking hell. This thread is turning into "Predict Peter Kays next tour script".

Anyone for "Boom Critical Headshot" or "Fail"?

"All I'm ringing for is..."

 

The wife, usually followed with..

 

"Can i just buy..."

'At the end of the day'

go figure

 

you do the math

 

not tonight, I've got a headache