Did he wear Colin Hunt jumpers?

Anyhow,he can't be as bad the manager of one of the mills I used to have to go to in deepest darkest Yorkshire (Cross Hills).

His two favourite sayings, which he used to blurt out spontaneously were:

 

We're not far off reet.

 

Appen as maybe.

Sounds as if the bloke used them annoyingly the phrases themselves are the type of local dialect that should be cherished in the relentless attack from Estuary English and McEnglish.

 

see you dreckly

It's too cold for snow.

When your hungover to fuck and some twat says "Self inflicted, no sympathy"

 

Get to fuck you goody 2 shoed cunt

We've got to take the positives....

 

Try the electrode type with 240 volts flowing through it, tossers.

 

Job descriptions...

 

Liase with partners, user groups... CAN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE?

Valuing diversity... IF YOU DON'T GO OVERBOARD ON EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY THAT DOESN'T HAVE WHITE SKIN THEN YOU'RE A RACIST.

Prioritise work load... AVOID CHAT FORUMS.

The list goes on

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Edited December 16, 201114 yr by HomerJay

They got Stuart Lubbock too.

 

They got George Michael and [eventually] Cliff Richard too - not that 'we' ever wanted them in the first place...

 

p.s. Still no word on that pool thermometer.

Edited December 16, 201114 yr by Youri McAnespie

They got George Michael and [eventually] Cliff Richard too - not that 'we' ever wanted them in the first place...

 

p.s. Still no word on that pool thermometer.

 

I thought it was his Fist?

I'll learn you... No you fucking imbecile, "i will teach" Same applies to 'can you borrow me...' the word is lend and the answer will be no as you are clearly too think to have it!

I'll learn you... No you fucking imbecile, "i will teach" Same applies to 'can you borrow me...' the word is lend and the answer will be no as you are clearly too think to have it!

 

Why is it that, when somebody is criticising the intelligence of others, they ALWAYS make a mistake?

1000th post, its taken me a while but I got there in end, maybe if I'd given it 110% FFS

 

Given it 110%, you can't give more than a 100% of anything, that saying really gets on my tits & often bandied about by football pundits and commentators alike. Scott Parker gave it 110% today, no he f***ing didn't.

Don't people (me) say "that'll learn you" to annoy people, clearly knowing the correct way to say it? So yes, it's a saying that gets on peoples' tits.

1000th post, its taken me a while but I got there in end, maybe if I'd given it 110% FFS

 

Given it 110%, you can't give more than a 100% of anything, that saying really gets on my tits & often bandied about by football pundits and commentators alike. Scott Parker gave it 110% today, no he f***ing didn't.

 

it's like the "top, top player" fashion

 

better than a top player

it's like the "top, top player" fashion

 

better than a top player

 

 

No, I mean a "top top player"

 

Merson favours Foghorn Leghorn some Saturdays.

'Pro-active' and ' random' are two words used by uneducated twats, I can't stand them.

1000th post, its taken me a while but I got there in end, maybe if I'd given it 110% FFS

 

Given it 110%, you can't give more than a 100% of anything, that saying really gets on my tits & often bandied about by football pundits and commentators alike. Scott Parker gave it 110% today, no he f***ing didn't.

 

I beg to differ.

 

If you bought something for a quid and sold it on for 5 quid you have made a profit of 400%.

" Thinking outside the box " Where the hell do you find the box. Got to be another U S of A termanoligy.

He's an impact player

 

where did you lose it

A colleague of mine is forever saying - "I think we have a great synergy" to customers - pardon

I beg to differ.

 

If you bought something for a quid and sold it on for 5 quid you have made a profit of 400%.

 

That is only for mathematics only though such as improper fractions.

 

Tis all about context and a person can't give more than 100% effort.

That is only for mathematics only though such as improper fractions.

 

Tis all about context and a person can't give more than 100% effort.

 

Oh sorry, I missed where the original poster said you can't have more than 100% of anything except in mathematics.

 

Besides, if everything on WW was only ever taken in the context it was meant it'd be the most boring site in the world. As it is, out of context is often the most humerous.

Edited December 16, 201114 yr by MickyD

"Step up to the plate"

My bad.

 

 

Your bad what, exactly?

"Step up to the plate"

Man up

People who crack a 'joke' and then straight away follow it with the word 'eeeeerm'.

 

Graham Norton perfects it.

 

And he's a cunt.

My bad.

 

 

Your bad what, exactly?

 

I was just gonna post that!

 

So I'll go with "in coyle we trust" instead