green genie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Did he wear Colin Hunt jumpers? Anyhow,he can't be as bad the manager of one of the mills I used to have to go to in deepest darkest Yorkshire (Cross Hills). His two favourite sayings, which he used to blurt out spontaneously were: We're not far off reet. Appen as maybe. Sounds as if the bloke used them annoyingly the phrases themselves are the type of local dialect that should be cherished in the relentless attack from Estuary English and McEnglish. see you dreckly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 It's too cold for snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylswhite Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 When your hungover to fuck and some twat says "Self inflicted, no sympathy" Get to fuck you goody 2 shoed cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 We've got to take the positives.... Try the electrode type with 240 volts flowing through it, tossers. Job descriptions... Liase with partners, user groups... CAN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE? Valuing diversity... IF YOU DON'T GO OVERBOARD ON EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY THAT DOESN'T HAVE WHITE SKIN THEN YOU'RE A RACIST. Prioritise work load... AVOID CHAT FORUMS. The list goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) . Edited December 16, 2011 by HomerJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) They got Stuart Lubbock too. They got George Michael and [eventually] Cliff Richard too - not that 'we' ever wanted them in the first place... p.s. Still no word on that pool thermometer. Edited December 16, 2011 by Youri McAnespie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 They got George Michael and [eventually] Cliff Richard too - not that 'we' ever wanted them in the first place... p.s. Still no word on that pool thermometer. I thought it was his Fist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuffyTheCampfireSlayer Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'll learn you... No you fucking imbecile, "i will teach" Same applies to 'can you borrow me...' the word is lend and the answer will be no as you are clearly too think to have it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'll learn you... No you fucking imbecile, "i will teach" Same applies to 'can you borrow me...' the word is lend and the answer will be no as you are clearly too think to have it! Why is it that, when somebody is criticising the intelligence of others, they ALWAYS make a mistake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wovlad Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 1000th post, its taken me a while but I got there in end, maybe if I'd given it 110% FFS Given it 110%, you can't give more than a 100% of anything, that saying really gets on my tits & often bandied about by football pundits and commentators alike. Scott Parker gave it 110% today, no he f***ing didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Don't people (me) say "that'll learn you" to annoy people, clearly knowing the correct way to say it? So yes, it's a saying that gets on peoples' tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 1000th post, its taken me a while but I got there in end, maybe if I'd given it 110% FFS Given it 110%, you can't give more than a 100% of anything, that saying really gets on my tits & often bandied about by football pundits and commentators alike. Scott Parker gave it 110% today, no he f***ing didn't. it's like the "top, top player" fashion better than a top player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 it's like the "top, top player" fashion better than a top player No, I mean a "top top player" Merson favours Foghorn Leghorn some Saturdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 'Pro-active' and ' random' are two words used by uneducated twats, I can't stand them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 1000th post, its taken me a while but I got there in end, maybe if I'd given it 110% FFS Given it 110%, you can't give more than a 100% of anything, that saying really gets on my tits & often bandied about by football pundits and commentators alike. Scott Parker gave it 110% today, no he f***ing didn't. I beg to differ. If you bought something for a quid and sold it on for 5 quid you have made a profit of 400%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amerste Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 " Thinking outside the box " Where the hell do you find the box. Got to be another U S of A termanoligy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 He's an impact player where did you lose it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 A colleague of mine is forever saying - "I think we have a great synergy" to customers - pardon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 I beg to differ. If you bought something for a quid and sold it on for 5 quid you have made a profit of 400%. That is only for mathematics only though such as improper fractions. Tis all about context and a person can't give more than 100% effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) That is only for mathematics only though such as improper fractions. Tis all about context and a person can't give more than 100% effort. Oh sorry, I missed where the original poster said you can't have more than 100% of anything except in mathematics. Besides, if everything on WW was only ever taken in the context it was meant it'd be the most boring site in the world. As it is, out of context is often the most humerous. Edited December 16, 2011 by MickyD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 "Step up to the plate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 My bad. Your bad what, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 "Step up to the plate" Man up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 People who crack a 'joke' and then straight away follow it with the word 'eeeeerm'. Graham Norton perfects it. And he's a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 16, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2011 My bad. Your bad what, exactly? I was just gonna post that! So I'll go with "in coyle we trust" instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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