tonight is said to be the busiest nights on the year for a+e and police cells.

 

why am i going out? i must be mad....wish me luck.

 

i fucking hate blackpool.

happy scraping

Was just walking down Bradshawgate earlier & some lemon was running t'other way with daft sunglasses on singing, then a failed handstand, ending in pelvic thrusts.

 

Glad to stay in tonight I think.

I heard this today. Why've they changed the night?

It should be next Friday, surely?

 

Which makes me wonder, will next Friday be biz? Is it not worth bothering then?

Manc at 4pm was full of pissed up dick heads going "wheres deansgate, this is deansgate, its over there deansgate"

 

You'd think the town was just one street these cunts were papping on.

 

Stevie B = not had a drink yet!

Black friday I'm sickened

Black Eye Friday or Mad Friday, never heard it be called Black Friday and The Dwarf speaks the truth it should be next Friday.

Hitting the streets of Barrow in a few mins, its fucking mental on a normal Friday, so dreading tonight. If i come back home with a few cuts on my legs and arse like a fortnight ago, i will be happy.

Black Eye Friday or Mad Friday, never heard it be called Black Friday and The Dwarf speaks the truth it should be next Friday.

 

Agree with all of that.

Agree with all of that.

 

 

Except for me being a darf, obviously.

Except for me being a darf, obviously.

 

 

Vader or bint?

I hate it, full of office knobs challenging construction boys

 

no competition really its become boring

Vader or bint?

 

 

Bint is it? And here's you trying to tell a new poster you were a gentleman.

I hate it, full of office knobs challenging construction boys

 

no competition really its become boring

I bet you hate it when you construction types get battered by somebody wearing a tie and cheap brogues

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Agree with all of that.

me too!!

I bet you hate it when you construction types get battered by somebody wearing a tie and cheap brogues

not seen it yet

A tie and suity has no chance V a hard hat and a hi viz jacket?

 

Im on taxi duty tonight ensuring the off springs get home safely, one in two to go.

 

My turn tomorrow, a curry and a gallon of real ale.

I'm stopping in because my soon to be ex-wife is out on her Xmas do so I've got the kids. Thats fine, she's allowed that and I like them coming round.

 

I would have gone out last Saturday, but she had another Xmas do then as well. Friday night I was still driving back from Durham at 8pm.

 

Next Friday is a none starter because its my dowters B'day the day after.

 

So I think I'll have my Xmas piss up some time in March.

I'm stopping in because my soon to be ex-wife is out on her Xmas do so I've got the kids. Thats fine, she's allowed that and I like them coming round.

 

I would have gone out last Saturday, but she had another Xmas do then as well. Friday night I was still driving back from Durham at 8pm.

 

Next Friday is a none starter because its my dowters B'day the day after.

 

So I think I'll have my Xmas piss up some time in March.

 

 

I think your ex wife is taking the piss

getting too old for this caper!

 

night passed off without a glitch.mind you,you never get much aggro in a lappy club.

 

saw one bloke get twatted by door staff outside yates.taken away on a stretcher after smashing his head on the cobbles.lovley doormen.

had works do last night, plenty of knobbers out! I just seem to attract utter pricks!

I went to a Sportsmans dinner, Paul Merson was brilliant

I went to a Sportsmans dinner, Paul Merson was brilliant

 

was he supping?

was he supping?

 

Guinness, he put some back. Looks rough today ha

I went to a Sportsmans dinner, Paul Merson was brilliant

 

i fooking hate that man. clueless cunt