For my sins I often pop into see the opposition and, when I do, I often think we're off the pace - musically speaking!

 

Examples are:

 

Liverpool sing " Maxi -Maxi Rodriguez goes down the wing for me" to the tune of heartbeat and Spurs sing "na na na na na na na na na na Rafael Van Der Vart - Rafael Van Der Vart" to K C and the Sunshine Band's "Baby Give It Up"

 

These are in a different league to "come on you whites" "oh wanky wanky" etc. I remember the launch of "here we are - super whites" back in the 70s which was unbelievably naff...

 

Are we northern monkeys doomed to produce bland boring dittys - or are there a few musically minded folk out there who can dream up a few examples to make us proud to be Wanderers.?

It's all about singing it staggering home or to the hotel in Benidorm. Mines "He is the captain of our team and he is a goal machine, and his name is John Byrom John Byrom John Byrom"

It's all about singing it staggering home or to the hotel in Benidorm. Mines "He is the captain of our team and he is a goal machine, and his name is John Byrom John Byrom John Byrom"

Apparently I was running through a torrential rain storm in Atlanta splashing in the puddles surrounded by bemused yanks singing 'Oh lancashire is wonderful, oh lancashire is wonderful, its full of tits, fanny and wanderers'

 

Curse that Jack Daniels bar!

Edit: double post

Edited January 4, 201214 yr by frank_spencer

Watch the match dickheads!

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

we're the one and only wanderers we're the one and only wanderers

 

 

 

 

and thats all the reebok era fans can muster up

 

To be fair that was ace in Lisbon for full half with the scarf twirling.

To be fair that was ace in Lisbon for full half with the scarf twirling.

 

chucked mine into the sporting end when my arm got tired

got a decentish green one in return

heard some right ones recently from some funny looking people.

 

Stolen from Man City - We don't win at home and we don't win away, (this is the best bit) B W F C OK.

 

Oh dear

heard some right ones recently from some funny looking people.

 

Stolen from Man City - We don't win at home and we don't win away, (this is the best bit) B W F C OK.

 

Oh dear

 

We lost last week and we lost today, we don't win at home and we dont win away. We don't give a fuck cos we're all pissed up. BWFC OK.

We lost last week and we lost today, we don't win at home and we dont win away. We don't give a fuck cos we're all pissed up. BWFC OK.

 

Thats the one - for the love of good it was terrible that City sang it please not at our club.

Watch the match dickheads!

 

I don't recall that one, how does it go again?

 

Maybe if you hummed it, others could join in with the words?

I don't recall that one, how does it go again?

 

Maybe if you hummed it, others could join in with the words?

 

It goes like this.....................

"Gi...anno...kopoulis,

He comes from... th'Acropolis"

 

It never caught on, much to my annoyance

We'll go down, go down

And never be back you'll see

Our messiah was OC

hey tara tara

 

 

It goes like this.....................

 

Like what?

 

Is that some sort of morse code without dashes?

Like what?

 

Is that some sort of morse code without dashes?

 

Don't bite BB, he has trouble remembering Evertons one and only song, "and if you know your history......"

Fucked by the Dingles,

We're getting fucked by the Dingles.

 

 

Asking for new songs when we're performing so badly will not result in anything positive being produced!!

one to sing to liverpool

you wore you're t shirts

but to back him was absolute shite

suarez you racist bastard

it dont matter if you're black or white

to michael jacksons song of same name

Like what?

 

Is that some sort of morse code without dashes?

 

Like this............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then repeat till you score.....!

 

 

 

Like this............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then repeat till you score.....!

 

 

 

Oh! That one.

 

No sorry, we don't steal Toffee songs

Just Wolves song's !

Just Wolves song's !

 

Or was it Wycombe? Poor attempt that laa

 

FYI. If you type Everton Songs into Google images, you get lots of pictures of tumbleweed!?!

 

Can you explain this please?

 

 

Or was it Wycombe? Poor attempt that laa

 

FYI. If you type Everton Songs into Google images, you get lots of pictures of tumbleweed!?!

 

Can you explain this please?

 

We "sing" in sign language !

Do they still sing zigger zigger zigger?

"Gi...anno...kopoulis,

He comes from... th'Acropolis"

 

It never caught on, much to my annoyance

 

Satan - great effort son

one to sing to liverpool

you wore you're t shirts

but to back him was absolute shite

suarez you racist bastard

it dont matter if you're black or white

to michael jacksons song of same name

 

Love it