Pawnbrokers with the watch.

Get them to hold it for a month or so until you're sorted.

Pay a bit of interest and get your watch back

we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks

 

I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live.

 

I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands.

 

If you're going to do this, make sure that you pay them off. Don't give her the money to do it. She'll go off on a beano, then come back saying they're still 'our' debts.

Dont get too giddy on th'ale when your minted. The sight of all those cans on one of your weekends still scares me.

Pawnbrokers with the watch.

Get them to hold it for a month or so until you're sorted.

Pay a bit of interest and get your watch back

 

Spot on.

 

Cash converters are your friend.

ok pal was only thinking ?20 pal if you start eating you big toe the offer is there

 

No way he's noshing me off

Id ask my boss can i borrow ?50 it out of the petty cash and explain why, it will be put back on the 13th and here's my valued watch as my word

I advance a few of my lot from time to time

 

Particularly this month as we pay early in December for Xmas so it's 6 weeks to January pay day

 

Try your boss as BB says Jazza, you never know...

Good advice....

 

The thing is, it maybe isn't a bad thing to be skint for a week, there will be no chance of me yielding to temptation and buying lager. This way I'll be on the wagon for 2 weeks at least since I haven't had a beer since New Year.

 

Anyway. I'm off to Asda now for my pot noodles and have managed to hunt out another couple of quid in change that was lying about the house, so might even treat myself to milk and bread too. I've also delved into the darkest recesses at the back of my freezer and have found some chicken gujons, some mince and Asda smart price oven chips, so food parcels not required

Good advice....

 

The thing is, it maybe isn't a bad thing to be skint for a week, there will be no chance of me yielding to temptation and buying lager. This way I'll be on the wagon for 2 weeks at least since I haven't had a beer since New Year.

 

Anyway. I'm off to Asda now for my pot noodles and have managed to hunt out another couple of quid in change that was lying about the house, so might even treat myself to milk and bread too. I've also delved into the darkest recesses at the back of my freezer and have found some chicken gujons, some mince and Asda smart price oven chips, so food parcels not required

 

A veritable feast, there must be some alcohol knocking around for toneet?

Off the beer. I have 3 bottles of whisky in the cupboard but won't bother.

Off the beer. I have 3 bottles of whisky in the cupboard but won't bother.

 

Great discipline, pal

Great discipline, pal

 

Not really.. i fuckin hate the stuff, but being Scottish and liking a drink, my exes family kept buying me whisky as presents. I've tried mixing it with all sorts like ribena, Orange cordial, even bovril but it still tastes like shite.

 

Sober it is for me!!

So swap the whisky for food. Dependant, obviously, on brand and size, most 70cl bottles are good for a tenner.

Ha this is a fun post! Don't Piss that money up the wall pal, pay ur mortgage off straight away if you have one and get some decent financial advice.

stop being so fuckin stubborn and send me your bank details on fb and i will send some

Forty cans

 

I'm still coming to terms with that bit.

 

I still think you've been watching too much deal or no deal.

If i came into that kind of cash ?250k id buy 6 stone houses in Darwin nr Blackburn and live off the ?750 a week rent and buy a second hand car for ?8k. Id piss the other ?2k against the wall

i can help too, i don't want to see a fellow wanderer go short

Jazza, I'll EFT 50 quid into your account. You pay me back by buying me a few pints and a curry next time I'm over (probably mid year).

 

How's that?

Thanks all, but I'm fine, it's a wierd feeling waking up at 5am on a Saturday feeling fresh!

 

I get paid on Friday so will be ok 'til then

 

If the worst comes to the worst, there's a co-op in carlisle who's card machine lets you go overdrawn (at least that's what I've been told) So I can go there on Mon/Tues and sort myself out.

It's alright having an ATM which shows you to go overdrawn except i'm sure your bank won't slow out without slapping you with a hefty bill for unauthorised overdraft.

It's alright having an ATM which shows you to go overdrawn except i'm sure your bank won't slow out without slapping you with a hefty bill for unauthorised overdraft.

 

?8 is the charge, looked into it

He's already said he won't borrow off mates, which by the way is commendable

Forty cans.

Forty cans.

 

forty cans?

 

I have supped that in a day no prob.

 

don't see how it's relevant though

 

 

forty cans?

 

I have supped that in a day no prob.

 

don't see how it's relevant though

 

Just canny believe it, mon.

 

Anyhow, I take it you don't get taxed on this windfall because you're north of the border? It's ?325k down here.

 

I say you block buy 30 tickets for a home match for WWayers later this season. We'll all pay for your ale.

 

Also, I'd be off round to your ex missus house wearing a big crown and burning tenners on her lawn.

 

Made up for you.

Edited January 7, 201214 yr by Spider