I have ?3.27 to feed me and keep me going until next Friday, 13th Jan.

 

I knew that was going to be the situation when I went out for New Years Day, but i'm still glad I did. It did me the world of good.

 

I'll manage.. pot noodles are 50p each at Asda so that's 6 days taken care of, I've only enough fuel to go to work once though, so it's a walk for the rest of the time.

 

I have an Armani watch I could sell, it's the only thing of value I have left but it was my wedding present from my ex wife and means a lot to me, so I'll struggle on.

 

The stupid thing is, that in a while, I'll be sorted cash wise. I have inherited a lot of cash but it hasn't come through yet. In fact, I'm quite scared of getting it.

1. wonga.com
   
2. sell a kidney
   
3. turn tricks in Carlisle
   
4. stick what you have got left on a random horse and cross your fingers
   

I'll be happy to take it off your hands then Save you the stress.

Lend me 20k and I will pay you 1500 a month for 18 months

how much you geting in the will and take it you get paid on the 13th you seem a decent lad whats the chance of me getting the CASH bk if i post it to you for food only not tennents larger

1. wonga.com
   
2. sell a kidney
   
3. turn tricks in Carlisle
   
4. stick what you have got left on a random horse and cross your fingers
   

 

And why do you think I am sitting here with fuck all?

how much you geting in the will and take it you get paid on the 13th you seem a decent lad whats the chance of me getting the CASH bk if i post it to you for food only not tennents larger

 

cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash

 

really kind gesture though!

 

edit to say it will be about ?250k

Edited January 5, 201214 yr by jazza

cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash

 

really kind gesture though!

 

edit to say it will be about ?250k

 

Jaz, i'll give you 50 for the watch, ?50 instant bank transfer?

 

All seriousness, fair fucks with that amount of cash, just don't let the ex come crawling back to help you spend it. Their like that the other lot.

cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash

 

really kind gesture though!

 

edit to say it will be about ?250k

 

getting sick of you coming on here with your good news stories.

Lend me 20k and I will pay you 1500 a month for 18 months

 

hmm.. and how can you pay me the extra ?7k?

 

i might be fucked up but i'm not stupid

 

I've heard about people from Amsterdam offering deals like this

 

i'll stick to my 1.3% with my bank

Jaz, i'll give you 50 for the watch, ?50 instant bank transfer?

 

All seriousness, fair fucks with that amount of cash, just don't let the ex come crawling back to help you spend it. Their like that the other lot.

 

she's trying to get ?50k off me... i can afford a solicitor now so she will have her work cut out.

she's trying to get ?50k off me... i can afford a solicitor now so she will have her work cut out.

 

Don't back down mate. Don't let her have a fucking penny.

she's trying to get ?50k off me... i can afford a solicitor now so she will have her work cut out.

 

Did you find out about the money after you split up? If so, tell her to fuck off.

 

 

hmm.. and how can you pay me the extra ?7k?

 

i might be fucked up but i'm not stupid

 

I've heard about people from Amsterdam offering deals like this

 

i'll stick to my 1.3% with my bank

 

It would stop the mahoosive apr payments.

we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks

 

I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live.

 

I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands.

we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks

 

I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live.

 

I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands.

If you are going to pay what you owe and you truly believe she is taking the piss, tell her to fuck off.

we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks

 

I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live.

 

I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands.

 

 

Good job, too

 

 

Tell yer what, that'll be some bender when you get that dosh

 

Don't forget to invite your mate bd

Edited January 5, 201214 yr by boltondiver

I just want a few quid to get til payday as it stands, I went to my bank today with a copy of the will but the cunts wouldn't even give me a ?30 overdraft for a week.

 

Needless to say my cash won't be going there.

Good job, too

 

 

Tell yer what, that'll be some bender when you get that dosh

 

Don't forget to invite your mate bd

 

he should let widness help him spend it. The drunk ramblings on here would be terrific

I just want a few quid to get til payday as it stands, I went to my bank today with a copy of the will but the cunts wouldn't even give me a ?30 overdraft for a week.

 

Needless to say my cash won't be going there.

 

you know I'd borrow it to yer

I'd borrow it off a bank but not a mate... I just don't do it... thanks a lot though

cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash

 

really kind gesture though!

 

edit to say it will be about ?250k

ok pal was only thinking ?20 pal if you start eating you big toe the offer is there

he should let widness help him spend it. The drunk ramblings on here would be terrific

 

Give it to Widnes and he would probably double it within a year

All this inheritance malarky points to Jazza being a Nigerian scammer.

Id ask my boss can i borrow ?50 it out of the petty cash and explain why, it will be put back on the 13th and here's my valued watch as my word

Pawnbrokers with the watch.

Get them to hold it for a month or so until you're sorted.

Pay a bit of interest and get your watch back