jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I have ?3.27 to feed me and keep me going until next Friday, 13th Jan. I knew that was going to be the situation when I went out for New Years Day, but i'm still glad I did. It did me the world of good. I'll manage.. pot noodles are 50p each at Asda so that's 6 days taken care of, I've only enough fuel to go to work once though, so it's a walk for the rest of the time. I have an Armani watch I could sell, it's the only thing of value I have left but it was my wedding present from my ex wife and means a lot to me, so I'll struggle on. The stupid thing is, that in a while, I'll be sorted cash wise. I have inherited a lot of cash but it hasn't come through yet. In fact, I'm quite scared of getting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 wonga.com sell a kidney turn tricks in Carlisle stick what you have got left on a random horse and cross your fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I'll be happy to take it off your hands then Save you the stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Lend me 20k and I will pay you 1500 a month for 18 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 how much you geting in the will and take it you get paid on the 13th you seem a decent lad whats the chance of me getting the CASH bk if i post it to you for food only not tennents larger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 wonga.com sell a kidney turn tricks in Carlisle stick what you have got left on a random horse and cross your fingers And why do you think I am sitting here with fuck all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) how much you geting in the will and take it you get paid on the 13th you seem a decent lad whats the chance of me getting the CASH bk if i post it to you for food only not tennents larger cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash really kind gesture though! edit to say it will be about ?250k Edited January 5, 2012 by jazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash really kind gesture though! edit to say it will be about ?250k Jaz, i'll give you 50 for the watch, ?50 instant bank transfer? All seriousness, fair fucks with that amount of cash, just don't let the ex come crawling back to help you spend it. Their like that the other lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted January 5, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2012 cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash really kind gesture though! edit to say it will be about ?250k getting sick of you coming on here with your good news stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 Lend me 20k and I will pay you 1500 a month for 18 months hmm.. and how can you pay me the extra ?7k? i might be fucked up but i'm not stupid I've heard about people from Amsterdam offering deals like this i'll stick to my 1.3% with my bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 Jaz, i'll give you 50 for the watch, ?50 instant bank transfer? All seriousness, fair fucks with that amount of cash, just don't let the ex come crawling back to help you spend it. Their like that the other lot. she's trying to get ?50k off me... i can afford a solicitor now so she will have her work cut out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 she's trying to get ?50k off me... i can afford a solicitor now so she will have her work cut out. Don't back down mate. Don't let her have a fucking penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 she's trying to get ?50k off me... i can afford a solicitor now so she will have her work cut out. Did you find out about the money after you split up? If so, tell her to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 hmm.. and how can you pay me the extra ?7k? i might be fucked up but i'm not stupid I've heard about people from Amsterdam offering deals like this i'll stick to my 1.3% with my bank It would stop the mahoosive apr payments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live. I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live. I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands. If you are going to pay what you owe and you truly believe she is taking the piss, tell her to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) we were divorced when my aunt died.... by 7 weeks I am not mean 9despite being a Scot) and will clear our marital debts that she is paying and make sure she can afford somewhere to live. I am not vindictive, but am also sick of getting the piss taken out of me so won't give in to her demands. Good job, too Tell yer what, that'll be some bender when you get that dosh Don't forget to invite your mate bd Edited January 5, 2012 by boltondiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 I just want a few quid to get til payday as it stands, I went to my bank today with a copy of the will but the cunts wouldn't even give me a ?30 overdraft for a week. Needless to say my cash won't be going there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Good job, too Tell yer what, that'll be some bender when you get that dosh Don't forget to invite your mate bd he should let widness help him spend it. The drunk ramblings on here would be terrific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I just want a few quid to get til payday as it stands, I went to my bank today with a copy of the will but the cunts wouldn't even give me a ?30 overdraft for a week. Needless to say my cash won't be going there. you know I'd borrow it to yer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 I'd borrow it off a bank but not a mate... I just don't do it... thanks a lot though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 cheers mate, but i don't borrow cash really kind gesture though! edit to say it will be about ?250k ok pal was only thinking ?20 pal if you start eating you big toe the offer is there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 he should let widness help him spend it. The drunk ramblings on here would be terrific Give it to Widnes and he would probably double it within a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 All this inheritance malarky points to Jazza being a Nigerian scammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Id ask my boss can i borrow ?50 it out of the petty cash and explain why, it will be put back on the 13th and here's my valued watch as my word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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