Driving home tonight along Manny Rd and spotted a little group of the jolly, fun lovin' heather and clothes peg floggers setting up camp on th'owd Focus car cark. Be aware if you are going to any of the places along there - Pets at home etc etc.

To be fair they've only left two calor gas bottles and they've even bagged the rubbish up and left it in neat piles. Polite Pikeys

They didn't get far. Spotted 'em setting up camp down the side of the remains of the college on Manny Rd.

To be fair they've only left two calor gas bottles and they've even bagged the rubbish up and left it in neat piles. Polite Pikeys

 

That's strange, surely Pikeys are aware of the value of calor gas botles.

They didn't get far. Spotted 'em setting up camp down the side of the remains of the college on Manny Rd.

 

Don't say this towns got two lots now, I heard they were down Watersmeeting Place

Don't say this towns got two lots now, I heard they were down Watersmeeting Place

 

Classic pincer movement - I'd wager they're eyeing up Tonge Moor as we speak, they can regroup at Camp Thieving Bastardion (near the Arches, Folds Road).

 

On a related note I was channel flicking last night/this morning and noticed a 'film' on Television X called 'Big Fat Pikey Porno' or something like that, surely, by the time they've got those big dresses off, it's time to get ready for work?

 

Some of the fuckers were around here (G/L) up to no good yesterday - I was on my way out to the gym and noticed them eyeing up the houses. I gave them the evil eye then enquired if I could help them, "Would you like your gutters cleaning?"

Didn't even have a fucking ladder with them...

 

I've been checking all the garden walls in the vicinity for chalkmarked gyppo hieroglyphs since...

At the back of where the college used to be, it looks like a downmarket Pontins from St Peters Way. Loads of 'em on there.

no better time than to flatten that part of Bolton.

Gypos now on car park at bottom of folds road.

 

Avoid dog and partridge.

The romance of the open road eh?

I didn't think they'd gone far, we've had 'rag-bone' shouters around three times in a week - one time the lazy twats had a pre-recorded shout played over a tannoy, like canvassers during election periods...

 

Do they actually collect scrap or is it just a ruse to suss out houses to rob? They were shouting that they'd take stuff I thought was relatively worthless (tellies, old fridges/freezers).

The romance of the open road eh?

I didn't think they'd gone far, we've had 'rag-bone' shouters around three times in a week - one time the lazy twats had a pre-recorded shout played over a tannoy, like canvassers during election periods...

 

Do they actually collect scrap or is it just a ruse to suss out houses to rob? They were shouting that they'd take stuff I thought was relatively worthless (tellies, old fridges/freezers).

 

fridges being worth about 5-15 quid pending how well you strip them down, and tellys being worth between 5-10 pending the same...

Seems they have moved to a Euro car park now. Euro car parks have said they would look to fine them for not buying a ticket, but it would be impossible to uphold the fines because they can?t chase the travellers up at a permanent address.

 

Serious question, how do they register their vehicles and driving licences? I know it's an offence with a fine up to ?1k for having an incorrect address on your driving licence.

It'll be funny if Euro try to send the clampers in.

The clamps would merely become scrap metal.

CSI

pikey cunts are on the office carpark on the way down to the valley, they are putting up metal fences now around the cinema carpark, I swear i will put a molotov cocktail through one

pikey cunts are on the office carpark on the way down to the valley, they are putting up metal fences now around the cinema carpark, I swear i will put a molotov cocktail through one

 

Saw them last Friday, can't believe they haven't been moved on yet. Filthy scummy breed!!

WTF is going on, they are everywhere in Bolton the Pikey cunts.

Have they all legged it from down sarth when they got evicted from that land where they held refuge?

Luckily they've not made it over this way yet. I hope it isn't just a matter of time.

 

I did hear once that when there's a shitload of them appearing they are usually attending a wedding nearby.

 

Normal folk book in a hotel.

 

Wankers.

Luckily they've not made it over this way yet. I hope it isn't just a matter of time.

 

I did hear once that when there's a shitload of them appearing they are usually attending a wedding nearby.

 

Normal folk book in a hotel.

 

Wankers.

 

 

Can't imagine the bride being in white

Can't imagine the bride being in white

 

They will be, as they'll only have been "grabbed". If they've been dabbled with they're dirty and will be cast out from the family. All part of their lovely quaint traditions.

Can't imagine the bride being in white

 

Apparently they're quite 'victorian' in their attitude to (girls) sex within wedlock etc. The womenfolk are also forbidden from getting pissed - according to a girl I know who catered for one of their weddings.

 

Edit: Fastest fingered again!

Edited February 28, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Got told off one of our pikey friends that he was going to 'smash my fucking face in' on a busy tesco carpark once. He fucked off. I cried. Lovely folk...

Seems they have moved to a Euro car park now. Euro car parks have said they would look to fine them for not buying a ticket, but it would be impossible to uphold the fines because they can?t chase the travellers up at a permanent address.

 

Serious question, how do they register their vehicles and driving licences? I know it's an offence with a fine up to ?1k for having an incorrect address on your driving licence.

They're just leaving the Euro car park as I type......its chaos out there....wonder where they will pitch up next

They will be, as they'll only have been "grabbed". If they've been dabbled with they're dirty and will be cast out from the family. All part of their lovely quaint traditions.

 

Pleased to know that I know nowt about Gypsies

there is a reason why they are out in force and why they keep going and coming back,

 

its all to do with Planning laws and the councils allowance for a "traveller Site", there needs to be a proven need for one before one gets added..