March 24, 201214 yr Harvesters beer garden. What a fucking cow! I was stood talking to Little Whitt and he parked two pints of lager on the edge of a table. When he went to pick them up they weren't there; she'd shifted them because they had "invaded her personal space!" He asked for them and she told him he was rude. You were in a fucking beer garden you stupid bitch! Suddenly LW, his mate plus me and the family D were being confronted by her dad and friends. Later on she mentioned that she'd seen something on WW which pointed towards the game being a full house. LW pricked his ears up and asked, politely, what her WW user name was. Her dad angrily asked him to stop fucking pestering her. Come on, you'll know who I'm talking about here if it's you. Tell me I've imagined all of this and that you're a really nice girl.
March 24, 201214 yr Little Whitt was telling me this story before the game I took miss us Darby today and the first thing LW said to her was "you look taller on pictures" Classic
March 24, 201214 yr My mate rang me at lunchtime asking if I fancied a beer at the Sweet Green, as he was meeting his cousin. Thought it would make a nice change so agreed. On the way I'm telling him how glad I was that we were going there for a change because there were a few lads in I knew were going. I then started to tell him about Jazza and LW! He was cocking himself laughing. Gets there, his cousin actually lives in Carlisle and Jazza's been a mate of his for years and he already knew him. Small world! PS LW sorry, I genuinely did not recognise you!!! Hello to Undies, Mike and Totty (cool shades). I'm due a new sofa soon. Fuck DFS, I'm getting to SGT at last orders. Lovely cracked leather! By the way Jazza, lovely to meet you. See you in Carlisle! Edited March 24, 201214 yr by Big City Girl
March 24, 201214 yr Harvesters beer garden. What a fucking cow! I was stood talking to Little Whitt and he parked two pints of lager on the edge of a table. When he went to pick them up they weren't there; she'd shifted them because they had "invaded her personal space!" He asked for them and she told him he was rude. You were in a fucking beer garden you stupid bitch! Suddenly LW, his mate plus me and the family D were being confronted by her dad and friends. Later on she mentioned that she'd seen something on WW which pointed towards the game being a full house. LW pricked his ears up and asked, politely, what her WW user name was. Her dad angrily asked him to stop fucking pestering her. Come on, you'll know who I'm talking about here if it's you. Tell me I've imagined all of this and that you're a really nice girl. That's a bit shitty! Who cares how many beers you've got on a table. If you're lucky enough to get a table, it's part and parcel that people plonk there glasses down. If she's bothered by that, then she's got issues.
March 24, 201214 yr I've met a number of posters now, including all on this thread bar Boothy. They're all notright cunts.
March 24, 201214 yr Harvesters beer garden. What a fucking cow! I was stood talking to Little Whitt and he parked two pints of lager on the edge of a table. When he went to pick them up they weren't there; she'd shifted them because they had "invaded her personal space!" He asked for them and she told him he was rude. You were in a fucking beer garden you stupid bitch! Suddenly LW, his mate plus me and the family D were being confronted by her dad and friends. Later on she mentioned that she'd seen something on WW which pointed towards the game being a full house. LW pricked his ears up and asked, politely, what her WW user name was. Her dad angrily asked him to stop fucking pestering her. Come on, you'll know who I'm talking about here if it's you. Tell me I've imagined all of this and that you're a really nice girl. thanks pal i thought what did i say or do wroung even called hare a lady
March 24, 201214 yr the only women that i can think off that post on here are nb...she would of ripped you to fuck because you only had two pints bea smith...likewise. jdurkin...dont know here but i think i was stood next to her (as am most games) under esl at half time ....very shinny hair. BCG....met her last season and she held a piece of cardboard in which i had to write on. jue wanderer formally alien3.....not seen her on here for a while. bolton blondie....you have a lovley pair avatars. traf....horses mad. so am i missing anymore women? who is this angry poster?
March 24, 201214 yr My money is on it being Magic Legs but I may be bitter after she cleaned me out in the divorce court. #pennyless
March 24, 201214 yr Traf is a bird? he is tonight. things get a bit boring in east lancashire. miss trafskis is his weekend name.
March 24, 201214 yr Surely you knew that? Thought everyone did... Proper stunner too Fuck off. Or is the 'Gender: Male' some kind of irony thing? WUM
March 24, 201214 yr Jesus lads, you were very angry and it would appear you've regaled this story to everyone. I was just trying to get into the car park and thought LW was going to jump in my car (they I realised he'd never get his leg over, so to speak). Anyway, I dont know who she is but if she's giving it the mouth & then getting daddy to finish the job she sounds like a nob. Edited March 24, 201214 yr by no balls
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